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Violently Insane.
14 years ago
I'm here to tell you about the three things in life that matter most.
Fast Trucks, Fast Food, and Fast WomenSo. I've been spending my time lately, of all things, driving. I'm officially back to my summer vehicle (just in time for another go of salt and snow), and have been showing it off nicely.
1.) (Insane) I had some prick in a Corolla stop me at the gas station (of all places) and tell me that global warming is because of cars like mine, and their crazy amounts of fuel that they consume.
I just went off on him and told him that it was because of people like him that the economy of the United States is failing due to the majority of those people buying foreign made cars.
It was funny. I continued to put my $60 of fuel into the beast, as he drove off with his measly $25.
2.) (Violent) Early Wednesday morning, I was parading my car around a mud and snow parking lot showing all these Fwd economy cars what a real donut is... With 4 inches of slush and mud. It was epic. I don't have video.
I had some guy from the Burger King I was behind come out ask me why I was making a mess of the parking lot. I told him that a car like 'this' needs to be shown off. Its how the great legacy of the car continues.
"This is a classic car tho!" to which my response was "Its one of the only cars that can do it!"
3.) (haloldouchehondafail) Yesterday, I was loving my car, slowly cruising up the main drag to blow some time at the mall. Some guy rolled up next to me at the red light and called me an asshole, and tried to speed away as it went green. Who would have known that 1977 210 horsepower would beat out some douche in a 1990's Civic?
But really. We were having fun. I was this dude's lab partner for a while in Chemistry class last year.
Hmm.. Over one week, I've heard, "dear lord," "This guy's totally not gonna fit into this parking space," "omg lol He actually fit into that parking space," and "Thats a nice car!"
Also, on an unrelated note, I've been trying to deal without internet access from my neighbor's house. I can't figure out their newly installed password!!
Guess I'm gonna have to get cable.
1.) (Insane) I had some prick in a Corolla stop me at the gas station (of all places) and tell me that global warming is because of cars like mine, and their crazy amounts of fuel that they consume.
I just went off on him and told him that it was because of people like him that the economy of the United States is failing due to the majority of those people buying foreign made cars.
It was funny. I continued to put my $60 of fuel into the beast, as he drove off with his measly $25.
2.) (Violent) Early Wednesday morning, I was parading my car around a mud and snow parking lot showing all these Fwd economy cars what a real donut is... With 4 inches of slush and mud. It was epic. I don't have video.
I had some guy from the Burger King I was behind come out ask me why I was making a mess of the parking lot. I told him that a car like 'this' needs to be shown off. Its how the great legacy of the car continues.
"This is a classic car tho!" to which my response was "Its one of the only cars that can do it!"
3.) (haloldouchehondafail) Yesterday, I was loving my car, slowly cruising up the main drag to blow some time at the mall. Some guy rolled up next to me at the red light and called me an asshole, and tried to speed away as it went green. Who would have known that 1977 210 horsepower would beat out some douche in a 1990's Civic?
But really. We were having fun. I was this dude's lab partner for a while in Chemistry class last year.
Hmm.. Over one week, I've heard, "dear lord," "This guy's totally not gonna fit into this parking space," "omg lol He actually fit into that parking space," and "Thats a nice car!"
Also, on an unrelated note, I've been trying to deal without internet access from my neighbor's house. I can't figure out their newly installed password!!
Guess I'm gonna have to get cable.
On a side note I need to get a job so I can drive my beast and buy that other damned truck.
And so does a 2 ton 1 ton conveniently armored like the Mad Max movies.
Much luck with the job search, coyote!
Fuck yeah
Thanks bud!