Oh god he's gonna blow. D: Everyone stand back!

And a note to the audience in the first three rows, you -will- get wet.

BOILER IS OVER CAPACITY. FERRETSPRESSO EVERYWHERE.

If you spill mine, does that mean I get it for free?

Pretty much how I feel, yes.

What I wouldn't give for a way to manually regulate my libido right now.

o3o
I think it's been 4-5 years for me

What? Seriously?

How can you stand it?! D8 D8 D8

What I want to ask is why are you breaking so easily D:
You have a hand

There's no where private in the whole house, which is also a part of a storage facility.

That, and droves of screaming children is pretty distracting. D8; AT LEAST IT'S ONLY 'TIL MONDAY.

Not even a bathroom with a lock on it?
Considerable sympathies D:

At least it's temporary :3

????

4-5 years?
Of living in a house with 14 people, or of being celibate?

If it's the latter, I could totally help you out ;3

Poor thing

Dooooooook! ;~~~~;

*Pats* Damn. I don't think I could live like that.

Rest assured, I think I want you to have sexytimes every bit as much as you do~ <3

That sentence confuses me! Do you mean every bit as YOU do? XD;

I want you to be getting banged in the bottom every bit as much as you want to get banged in the bottom. ;3

Oooohohoho, YES. I WOULD LOVE THAT, SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

*wigglewiggles* Horny dook is horny~ DX

Why are you unable to now, what's the deal? >:

and I are staying down at her parents place, and almost her entire family is here; nine children, and nine adults. Her brother and sister-in-law and their three kids have one room, so her and I have to sleep on the couches.

Even if we could sleep in an actual bed, her parents won't let us sleep together because we aren't married. 9_9

And as for not sleeping, well, that's because everyone seems to be up at like 4 or 5 in the morning.

Well, I hope you can get back to normal soon!
That is total BS~ Sad ferret makes me sad! >:

and I are staying down at her parents place, and almost her entire family is here; nine children, and nine adults. Her brother and sister-in-law and their three kids have one room, so her and I have to sleep on the couches.

Even if we could sleep in an actual bed, her parents won't let us sleep together because we aren't married. 9_9

And as for not sleeping, well, that's because everyone seems to be up at like 4 or 5 in the morning.

...welcome to my life? D:

Ooooh man. ;A;

I was wrong, it's actually 18 people. DX;