I remember, like a really long time ago, on some quiz show on Nickelodeon, someone being asked the question, "In web-speak, what does the abbreviation dee-oh-ess stand for?"

They answered "disk operating system", which is somewhat right...although I don't remember DOS being able to connect to the web. When I hear 'web' and 'dee-oh-ess', I think denial of service. That would've been my answer, and I would've argued it.

Hey, I'm brilliant for like 20 minutes every day. I should post something during that narrow window...