...LOL

that is pretty funny xD

Lawl. X3

Oh the internet. When retarded kids fight, only the retards win.

And what a show it is.

This made my day.

U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? U MAD?

LOL but in all seriousness. yeah its blah blah against women and all that bs. Its a game...if kids play it, thats not the kids problems, blame the parents. and really, look at 99% of these games out there. Theres Always some bs in each game that "someone" wont like. deal with it. Its a game and its made for the public, not for yourself. It was the same thing about how someone got "offended" on DA2 because he was getting hit on by a Male char. Grow up, seriously. Yeah, people have trama from like sexual assault, rape, ect. We all feel for them, but its not going to stop people from living. If that was the case, then there wouldn't be games like cod, assassins creed, halo, mass effect, ect. because of people crying about "omg my family was murdered" or something so they don't want to see death in game.

Yeah she's not saying that the game should be removed, that they should remove that one mode. Its not going to happen because one person crys about it. hell look at gta SA. How many black people through up the "sue you" card because it was a "black guy" instead of white, spanish, italian, or whatever other race they always randomly pick. Yet the game is still being sold and even got placed onto the xbox shortly after that.(the first issue one was banned because of a hidden sex game in it.)

So with all that said. Let it go girl, its not gonna happen and no one cares.

So true and the fact that she completely disrgards that Duke Nukem is all about humor, Duke doesn't smack womans butts and calls them whores then rapes them he'll just give them a spanking that makes most playful woman giggle.

Also its not like make characters in the game don't get treated normaly since Duke kicksguys in the balls to kill them; basically she is implying that a man spanking a woman is more offensive than a male killing someone by busting their balls.

Of course I completely against violence against woman but Duke is all about the humor, theres nothing violent happening to them (from what I've seen) and nothing to get pissy about.

I'm waiting for her to play the game and go "OMG! did he just rip off that guys head off and shit down his throat!? WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!" its like that one guy that doesn't exsist anymore thanks to a judge. Who tried everything he could do to get games banned, but never played any of them. He thinks that because its "voilent" or it has "sexual themes" in it that it deserves a ban because kids will take to it and pretend to be them. Well to tell all those idiots who think its going to cause kids harm. Blame the parents not the kids. lol Its the same thing with shows. If someone sees something no a show and goes "omg thats offensive!" well then change the channel...no ones forcing you to watch/play anything. Another thing as well. Like you said. If the woman isn't screaming like she's scared out of her mind and crap and he's not raping her and she's enjoying the attention. Then that means theres nothing wrong with it what so ever. Not all women are going to go "omg thats so offensive that you slapped me on the ass!" others will go "omg spank me again!". So she needs to stop acting like she's speaking for billions of people and stfu.

I think you mean that dick Jack Thompson.

But yeah I agree, no one is forcing them to play it and the game is clearly not aimed for kids so parents should have any issues, if their kid does get a hold of the game to play then I consider both the parents and the store workers are to blame.

Yeah that prick. Glad he's gone.

And yeah I agree 100% on that. If you allow your kids to play the game, then you have no say in Anything. If your not lazy and paying attention to what your kid can and can't watch/play. Then you again, have no say since you have no reason to bring it up. If your complaining about it and trying to get something removed. You know what that means? It means your lazy and don't want to take the time to take care of your kid, you just want them to do it for you. So screw that and they can get off there asses and start doing it right.

I grew up without my parents controlling anything i do and I grew up just fine. I played alot of murder type games and games like "manhunt" and such. you don't see me going down the street shooting people or chopping heads off. Hell I haven't even gotten a speeding ticket.

I'll just tell the woman this. FACE! lol

I grew up without my parents controlling anything i do and I grew up just fine. I played alot of murder type games and games like "manhunt" and such. you don't see me going down the street shooting people or chopping heads off. Hell I haven't even gotten a speeding ticket.

Thats just it, I always use this argument when people say games are evil.

People even try to place the blame unfairly, for example DOOM was trageted because people said it inspired the 2 psychos to do the Columbine Massacre COMPLETELY disregarding the fact the 2 boys clearly had mental problems and instead of diggin into their history to see what really drove them to kill others they instead just point fingers.

On that subject. Its funny how they said its gun games that helped them kill those people. Sorry to say, no its not. I've played gun games like time crisis and such for along time. I was a hell of a shot in the game. Put a real gun in my hand. I'd be lucky to hit something 10 yards away. Its just a lame excuse to blame something other then the kids themselves. Everyone looks for excuses to blame something other then the problem themselves...it creates news. A.K.A. This duke nukem bs.

lol I know what you mean, I press R1 to fire a gun OH WOW NOW I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THE RECOIL, HOW TO AIM PROPERLY, HOW TO RELOAD.

LOL now that I would believe! now lets put it on the news and get games banned! XD

I am simulatinously disgusted. (at the trolling.)
and highly amused.

If this were a serious petition about violence against women then I'd feel most disgusted but since its a pathetic attempt to bad mouth a videogame I just find this funny.

Its a game, if your so worried little Timmy, age 12 will think its okay to beat his wife because of this game, don't. Quit blamming a video game industry/etc.. because you just had to buy Little Timmy this game. Your the reason he got the game anyways when you could of just said "No". Stupid mothers, this is why we cant have nice things. XD

Sadly games are the biggest target for parents and retarded politicians to blame:

-OMG THAT KID HAS A MENTAL DISORDER AND KILLED SOMEONE, WUTS THAT? HE PLAYED SUPER MARIO? HORY SHET VIDEOGAMES CORRUPTED HIS MIND AND TAUGHT HIM HOW TO FIRE A GUN STEP BY STEP BAN ALL VIDEOGAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YEA GURL

IMMA BE SPANKIN MANY ASSES WHEN I GET THIS GAME!!!!

HAHA sensitive bitches don't know Duke.

Ah ah ah

Sensitive bitches don't bet on Duke ;P

LMAO

Dude, thanks so much for this laugh. I was just a small lil girl when I played the game and I loved it, so bitches be hatin'

Hahahahaha some people will never understand whats real or fake and hell Duke is only fooooor adults Kyu~~ And some of their comments are like "OMGAWDS!!! FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE UNDER ATTACK! BY AN AMERICAN STORE!" or taking this too seriously. If they want Walmart banning the game from this kind of a joke... They should know Gamestop would put it up Target might, Best Buy, Play n' Trade, and maybe some retail or 3rd party store would put it up and having great sells. Looks like Dead Space 2 has been through the over taking serious mothers or losers that doesn't know crap but now a legend is going through this mess Kyu~~ =/