Sex Meme
14 years ago
General
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Maybe, but I'm kinda picky. Need those delicious hams... someone knows what I'm talking about. ;3
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Seems to me the left most of the time.
4. Do you masturbate?
Silly, if anyone says "no" to this they lied. :P
5. How often? Lately?
Usually once a day, but the past weeks been iffy.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but that didn't keep people from tipping me. xD
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths... they are so relaxing. I think I may die in one someday since I tend to fall asleep.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Both, but the shower is amazing.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
All the time.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive usually.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
is my little pumpkin flavored cupcake. <3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
For the most part, but I can't talk to every creeper who finds my SN.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love obviously, since I've done some pretty silly things financially for it. Was worth it though.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
cbt/s&m, bondage, femdom. (Hey, I like strong women 'kay?)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Quite a few times. :/
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hmmm... Probably in a hotel awhile ago after confessing my feelings for a certain stinkybutt.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
An out door ice rink... that had ice. Really, really won't do that again.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Unfortunately...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, always wanted to as a teen but the second I turned 18 the idea lost its luster.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not matter what anyone thinks, I'm not a floozy.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Naw.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Once, that was a mistake I can never take back.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Mhmm.
24. What's your sexuality?
My ideals make me pansexual, but I usually say bi for simplicities sake.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not intercourse, but pretty much everything else.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
If you've had shower sex, likely it was in a bathroom. >.>
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ew.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Its one of my favorite things to do. :3
29. Bought something from an adult store?
A few times, yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not alot, but I do have to use a box to keep it all together.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Eight, give or take.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I'm pretty sure, considering I'm not terribly shy.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Never.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I've tried, but I'm hilariously bad at it. Think that scene from Family Guy with Meg...
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes'sir
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
A form sure, but its not on the same level as the 'big show'.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Reverse cowgirl is nice, since I love booty, but over all I really like tossing a girls legs over my shoulders and leaning over them so that their rump is off them bed... its delicious. With guys I like doggy, with my face buried in a pillow.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I can't name a favorite.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
If I said yes, would you believe me?
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I'd like to think none of my friends are such stiffs that sex bothers them somehow.
Maybe, but I'm kinda picky. Need those delicious hams... someone knows what I'm talking about. ;3
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Seems to me the left most of the time.
4. Do you masturbate?
Silly, if anyone says "no" to this they lied. :P
5. How often? Lately?
Usually once a day, but the past weeks been iffy.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but that didn't keep people from tipping me. xD
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths... they are so relaxing. I think I may die in one someday since I tend to fall asleep.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Both, but the shower is amazing.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
All the time.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive usually.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
is my little pumpkin flavored cupcake. <312. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
For the most part, but I can't talk to every creeper who finds my SN.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love obviously, since I've done some pretty silly things financially for it. Was worth it though.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
cbt/s&m, bondage, femdom. (Hey, I like strong women 'kay?)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Quite a few times. :/
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hmmm... Probably in a hotel awhile ago after confessing my feelings for a certain stinkybutt.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
An out door ice rink... that had ice. Really, really won't do that again.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Unfortunately...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, always wanted to as a teen but the second I turned 18 the idea lost its luster.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not matter what anyone thinks, I'm not a floozy.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Naw.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Once, that was a mistake I can never take back.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Mhmm.
24. What's your sexuality?
My ideals make me pansexual, but I usually say bi for simplicities sake.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not intercourse, but pretty much everything else.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
If you've had shower sex, likely it was in a bathroom. >.>
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ew.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Its one of my favorite things to do. :3
29. Bought something from an adult store?
A few times, yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not alot, but I do have to use a box to keep it all together.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Eight, give or take.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I'm pretty sure, considering I'm not terribly shy.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Never.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I've tried, but I'm hilariously bad at it. Think that scene from Family Guy with Meg...
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes'sir
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
A form sure, but its not on the same level as the 'big show'.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Reverse cowgirl is nice, since I love booty, but over all I really like tossing a girls legs over my shoulders and leaning over them so that their rump is off them bed... its delicious. With guys I like doggy, with my face buried in a pillow.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I can't name a favorite.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
If I said yes, would you believe me?
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I'd like to think none of my friends are such stiffs that sex bothers them somehow.
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Now I know where that *shlurk shlurk shlurk* sound coming from your bedroom is from. :B
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