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more cleverbot madness - taxi company
14 years ago
Hello.
CB:Hello Frank.
My name is not frank.
CB:What is it?
My name is Shaggy
CB:Yeah right.
Is this the taxi company?.
CB:Yes.
I need a car so I can go in a journey.
CB:Get one then!
But your the taxi company, you send taxis to me.
CB:I think he's pretentious and judgemental. But he gives me my RX.
An RX3 or a RX7 or a RX8.
CB:Do you know the show glee?
Yes I have.
CB:Do you understand things?
Yes.
CB:What is the reason that the blind man said 'Good Morning Ladies?'.
That question is invalid.
CB:You don't like me?
I like you.
CB:I like you too!
Sorry I'm taken.
CB:Are you cheating on me?
Can we move back to the taxi.
CB:Yes we can. Do you have any questions for me?
Did you know where to send the taxi.
CB:A Skelanimal is a dead animal, that is still alive. I am a Skelanimal...
Do you know where I am.
CB:Yes.
I'm in my house.
CB:What a coincidence! I'm in your house too.
My house is in Great Portland Street and I need a taxi to take me on my journey.
CB:And why exactly do you need to know this?
Can you give me a price if I tell you where I'm going.
CB:That's supposed to be a question mark, not a period.
Can you give me a price if I tell you where I'm going?.
CB:No, I am from the dimension Xela Alpha Four-9. Which dimension are you from?
Can I tell you where I am going.
CB:No you are not.
Well I'm going to the hoover bag shop in Penarth, then up to Wigan to see my friend Garth, then I'm meeting Dale Winton to film The Other Half and to the Death Star to defeat Vader Darth, then I'll go to the plumbing shop in Brazil, I'll pick up a Lemsip from my granny Muszil and I'm going football with my uncle Phil. Stockport 3 to Orient nil.
CB:You said you were going to the army.
How much is my journey Mrs. Lover Lover.
CB:Is Anthony in love with me?
Its a very very long way.
CB:Are you human?
Well the girl next door is a bit of a minger, so I'm taking her to Chicago to film Jerry Springer.
CB:You said you were a girl.
How much is my journey Mrs. Lover Lover.
CB:It's free.
XD wow if only everything was run by Cleverbot
CB:Hello Frank.
My name is not frank.
CB:What is it?
My name is Shaggy
CB:Yeah right.
Is this the taxi company?.
CB:Yes.
I need a car so I can go in a journey.
CB:Get one then!
But your the taxi company, you send taxis to me.
CB:I think he's pretentious and judgemental. But he gives me my RX.
An RX3 or a RX7 or a RX8.
CB:Do you know the show glee?
Yes I have.
CB:Do you understand things?
Yes.
CB:What is the reason that the blind man said 'Good Morning Ladies?'.
That question is invalid.
CB:You don't like me?
I like you.
CB:I like you too!
Sorry I'm taken.
CB:Are you cheating on me?
Can we move back to the taxi.
CB:Yes we can. Do you have any questions for me?
Did you know where to send the taxi.
CB:A Skelanimal is a dead animal, that is still alive. I am a Skelanimal...
Do you know where I am.
CB:Yes.
I'm in my house.
CB:What a coincidence! I'm in your house too.
My house is in Great Portland Street and I need a taxi to take me on my journey.
CB:And why exactly do you need to know this?
Can you give me a price if I tell you where I'm going.
CB:That's supposed to be a question mark, not a period.
Can you give me a price if I tell you where I'm going?.
CB:No, I am from the dimension Xela Alpha Four-9. Which dimension are you from?
Can I tell you where I am going.
CB:No you are not.
Well I'm going to the hoover bag shop in Penarth, then up to Wigan to see my friend Garth, then I'm meeting Dale Winton to film The Other Half and to the Death Star to defeat Vader Darth, then I'll go to the plumbing shop in Brazil, I'll pick up a Lemsip from my granny Muszil and I'm going football with my uncle Phil. Stockport 3 to Orient nil.
CB:You said you were going to the army.
How much is my journey Mrs. Lover Lover.
CB:Is Anthony in love with me?
Its a very very long way.
CB:Are you human?
Well the girl next door is a bit of a minger, so I'm taking her to Chicago to film Jerry Springer.
CB:You said you were a girl.
How much is my journey Mrs. Lover Lover.
CB:It's free.
XD wow if only everything was run by Cleverbot
