Movies (read the whole thing it is funny)
14 years ago
So I and my friend want to go see a movie so we decided to go see the movie HANNA. The movie was fine some parts where farfetched and need to be explained to my friend. All in the entire movie was good but what happened before we got in the theater. I and my friend get the tickets and we have extra time so we go to the mall that was across the street. We got in the mall and grab this new metal Coke bottles so that we could bring them into the movie (sorry I don’t want to pay 3 bucks for a medium soda). It is not till we left the mall that we realized “where are we going to put them”. My pockets a full of my junk and a phone. So I stuff the freezing Coke bottle (which is metal) down my pants (outside of the underwear). It was so cold it’s not even funny. So I give the lady my ticket and then she looks down at my pants and gave me an O.o face and I just walked away. It is the best way to get stuff into a theater who is going to say” sir we think you are hiding stuff in your pants”
except when strangers start groping... *shudder*