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Layers Meme.
14 years ago
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I have been "tagged" by Kri in this meme, which seems to be some sort of challenge to fill out a questionnaire. I am somehow powerless to overcome it and fear the day when this power is used for evil. Or marketing. Which I suppose are the same thing.
LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Sigil or Red if you want to use a real old name.
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Style/Color: Hair is overrated.
- Height: 6'2"
- Clothing style: I seem to be in the unimaginative "t-shirt and jeans" stage of life.
- Best physical feature: Opposable thumbs. Though I'm often complimented for my tongue. Make of that what you will.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: I'm afraid of failing those I care about when they need me most. I'm afraid I'm a fraud in every aspect of my life but am too old to do anything about it. I'm afraid 80's hair bands will make a comeback.
- Your guilty pleasure: Drawing.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Normal people.
- Your ambitions for the future: To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: What is that noise interrupting my hot sex with Maid Marion
- What you think about most: Human cognition. The nature of the universe. Philosophy. Porn. I'm not sure of the exact ratios of those.
- What you think about before bed: Why didn't I go to bed two hours ago? Oh, Mr Pillow, how I've longed to embrace you.
- You think your best quality is: My fledgling ability to shut the hell up.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Everything is better with friends. Particularly naked friends.
- To be loved or respected: They are not mutually exclusive.
- Beauty or brains: You can't have sex with a brain. Well, you could, but that's just gross. And while you could have sex with a brainless body, that seems rather boring. So I'm going to say that both are required.
- Dogs or cats: Both are good with the right attachments.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: No. I have never lied my entire life.
- Believe in yourself: This would imply that I could somehow NOT believe in myself but as they say, "I think, therefor I am." As I do not wish to cease to exist, I continue to believe in myself.
- Believe in love: The same way I believe in ghosts.
- Want someone: Several.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yes. Many times.
- Done drugs: Doctor prescribed it. I don't argue with the doctor.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Don't ask. I won't tell.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Maroons and deep reds.
- Favorite animal: The tasty ones.
- Favorite movie: Usually the most recent "good" movie I've seen.
- Favorite game: Horizons when it was good.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday you will be: This sentence makes no sense.
- How old will you be: Old enough.
- Age you lost your virginity: Either thirteen or fourteen to a very attractive sofa.
- Does age matter: Is this some sort of hidden FBI question to identify potential pedophiles?
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Having one is so uncommon that I'm not picky.
- Best eye color: Any that isn't glowing red with rage.
- Best hair color: Superficial dick brown, by Revlon.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Talking while cuddling naked in exhaustion after repeated orgasm. Also, Unreal Tournament.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: too many people and things to name.
- I feel: small plastic keys under my fingertips, clicking away.
- I hide: stuff that should probably remain hidden.
- I miss: the 250 meter target every freaking time. Why is the 300 so much easier to hit?
- I wish: I knew how to grow up.
LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG
- Who do you tag?: I shall not inflict this terror upon another living being.
LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Sigil or Red if you want to use a real old name.
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Style/Color: Hair is overrated.
- Height: 6'2"
- Clothing style: I seem to be in the unimaginative "t-shirt and jeans" stage of life.
- Best physical feature: Opposable thumbs. Though I'm often complimented for my tongue. Make of that what you will.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: I'm afraid of failing those I care about when they need me most. I'm afraid I'm a fraud in every aspect of my life but am too old to do anything about it. I'm afraid 80's hair bands will make a comeback.
- Your guilty pleasure: Drawing.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Normal people.
- Your ambitions for the future: To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: What is that noise interrupting my hot sex with Maid Marion
- What you think about most: Human cognition. The nature of the universe. Philosophy. Porn. I'm not sure of the exact ratios of those.
- What you think about before bed: Why didn't I go to bed two hours ago? Oh, Mr Pillow, how I've longed to embrace you.
- You think your best quality is: My fledgling ability to shut the hell up.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Everything is better with friends. Particularly naked friends.
- To be loved or respected: They are not mutually exclusive.
- Beauty or brains: You can't have sex with a brain. Well, you could, but that's just gross. And while you could have sex with a brainless body, that seems rather boring. So I'm going to say that both are required.
- Dogs or cats: Both are good with the right attachments.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: No. I have never lied my entire life.
- Believe in yourself: This would imply that I could somehow NOT believe in myself but as they say, "I think, therefor I am." As I do not wish to cease to exist, I continue to believe in myself.
- Believe in love: The same way I believe in ghosts.
- Want someone: Several.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yes. Many times.
- Done drugs: Doctor prescribed it. I don't argue with the doctor.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Don't ask. I won't tell.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Maroons and deep reds.
- Favorite animal: The tasty ones.
- Favorite movie: Usually the most recent "good" movie I've seen.
- Favorite game: Horizons when it was good.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday you will be: This sentence makes no sense.
- How old will you be: Old enough.
- Age you lost your virginity: Either thirteen or fourteen to a very attractive sofa.
- Does age matter: Is this some sort of hidden FBI question to identify potential pedophiles?
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Having one is so uncommon that I'm not picky.
- Best eye color: Any that isn't glowing red with rage.
- Best hair color: Superficial dick brown, by Revlon.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Talking while cuddling naked in exhaustion after repeated orgasm. Also, Unreal Tournament.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: too many people and things to name.
- I feel: small plastic keys under my fingertips, clicking away.
- I hide: stuff that should probably remain hidden.
- I miss: the 250 meter target every freaking time. Why is the 300 so much easier to hit?
- I wish: I knew how to grow up.
LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG
- Who do you tag?: I shall not inflict this terror upon another living being.
But now I'm curious... what do you believe about ghosts?