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Because I'm bored--The Rules of Furry!
14 years ago
Information on my characters can be found at http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/988245/ !
Information about my adult art can be found at http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/987384/ !
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This is MY story... and it is for me to decide your role in it.
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Information about my adult art can be found at http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/987384/ !
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This is MY story... and it is for me to decide your role in it.
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Disclaimer: I wrote this while bored and sleepy. It is not meant to be taken seriously and is just for laughs. Beware that this journal is highly explicit and is not suitable for those under the age of 18.
THE RULES OF FURRY!
1) It must not have a vagina or breasts.
2) If it has a vagina and/or breats, it must also have a penis to counterbalance the femininity.
3) Alternatively, if it has a vagina and no penis, it must also be flat-chested and given otherwise manly features. It is also recommended to add a penis at the tip of the tail.
4) If rule #1 was followed, and the character has a penis, then one or more extra penises must be added.
5) If the character has a penis(es), it must also have at least one of the following features(per penis): -Foreskin- -Sheath- -Barbs- -Knot- -Barbs+Knot- -Glowyness-
6) Under the unforgivable condition that the character has breasts and a vagina, but no penis or balls in sight, they must either be able to change gender at will, be able to summon tentacles or disembodied penises, be raped mercilessly by tentacles or disembodied penises repeatedly, or all of the above. They must also always be pregnant.
7) No drawing is complete without semen and/or penis. EVER.
8) For a truly original character, add multiple colors to their hair and/or fur. The more colors, the better. Any less than 5 and you're the same fungus as anybody else.
9) If you do, for some foolish reason, have less than 5 colors making up the palette of your naked character, then you must add one magical power or extraordinary talent for the difference between the number of colors that your character utilizes and 5. Recommended are the ability to summon tentacles or other characters to rape or otherwise fornicate with your character, remove all clothing in the blink of an eye(magically or otherwise), and/or the ability to magically change the consistency of their penis or tail.
10) Felines will always have knots. Canines will always have barbs. Anything else will have both.
11) Any and every RP will lead to one of the following: Rape, Crushing, or Vore.
12) If you do not have at least one fox or fox-hybrid character, you are not a furry.
13) If you do not have a fursona or have not changed your fursona's specie or race at least 5 times, you are not a furry.
14) If you have not bitched about the policies of the website that your yiff is hosted on, you are not a furry.
15) If somebody cracks a joke about furrydom, and you do not whine, moan, complain, rant, rage, or make clear passive aggressiveness, then you are not a furry.
16) If a character has less than six articles of clothing on them, they are considered partially nude, and it is considered bad form not to comment showing how much this turns you on.
17) If you do not say 'Murr~' at least once, you will be disowned.
If there are any other rules that I have overlooked, please inform me via this journal!
Enjoy~
THE RULES OF FURRY!
1) It must not have a vagina or breasts.
2) If it has a vagina and/or breats, it must also have a penis to counterbalance the femininity.
3) Alternatively, if it has a vagina and no penis, it must also be flat-chested and given otherwise manly features. It is also recommended to add a penis at the tip of the tail.
4) If rule #1 was followed, and the character has a penis, then one or more extra penises must be added.
5) If the character has a penis(es), it must also have at least one of the following features(per penis): -Foreskin- -Sheath- -Barbs- -Knot- -Barbs+Knot- -Glowyness-
6) Under the unforgivable condition that the character has breasts and a vagina, but no penis or balls in sight, they must either be able to change gender at will, be able to summon tentacles or disembodied penises, be raped mercilessly by tentacles or disembodied penises repeatedly, or all of the above. They must also always be pregnant.
7) No drawing is complete without semen and/or penis. EVER.
8) For a truly original character, add multiple colors to their hair and/or fur. The more colors, the better. Any less than 5 and you're the same fungus as anybody else.
9) If you do, for some foolish reason, have less than 5 colors making up the palette of your naked character, then you must add one magical power or extraordinary talent for the difference between the number of colors that your character utilizes and 5. Recommended are the ability to summon tentacles or other characters to rape or otherwise fornicate with your character, remove all clothing in the blink of an eye(magically or otherwise), and/or the ability to magically change the consistency of their penis or tail.
10) Felines will always have knots. Canines will always have barbs. Anything else will have both.
11) Any and every RP will lead to one of the following: Rape, Crushing, or Vore.
12) If you do not have at least one fox or fox-hybrid character, you are not a furry.
13) If you do not have a fursona or have not changed your fursona's specie or race at least 5 times, you are not a furry.
14) If you have not bitched about the policies of the website that your yiff is hosted on, you are not a furry.
15) If somebody cracks a joke about furrydom, and you do not whine, moan, complain, rant, rage, or make clear passive aggressiveness, then you are not a furry.
16) If a character has less than six articles of clothing on them, they are considered partially nude, and it is considered bad form not to comment showing how much this turns you on.
17) If you do not say 'Murr~' at least once, you will be disowned.
If there are any other rules that I have overlooked, please inform me via this journal!
Enjoy~
And more great truths will be added as they are discovered. XD
17) If you do not say 'Murr~' at least once, you will be disowned.
At least he has barbs, even if it's not the knot like most furrydom characters are supposed to have.
And I still need to bitch about FA's policies and whine when somebody cracks a furry joke. Rofl. XD