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14 years ago
Axing for puns
tkitcs : splitting the difference
tkitcs : you've been chopped
wolfteller : what am i chopped liver?
Orca1 : he was axing for it
tkitcs : you're such and ax hole
wolfteller : axe and you shall recieve?
tkitcs : is this axceptable?
tkitcs : thats axceptional work
Orca1 : let's cut to the chase and split this scene
tkitcs : time to axstinguish you
tkitcs : exscuse me
tkitcs : axscuse me, sorry
wolfteller : that axing for it
tkitcs : I"m giving you some axcessories
tkitcs : I'd like to axstend an invite
Orca1 : I guess this really is the sharpest tool in the shed
tkitcs : axstreem combat
wolfteller : you're as tact ful as a blunt.. well..
wolfteller : you get the point
Orca1 : talk about a splitting headache
tkitcs : splitting headache
tkitcs : take a little off the top
tkitcs : you're going to be of two minds
Orca1 : time to divide and conquer, starting with you
wolfteller : how a bout a quick chop?
[And this is where I forgot to paste the rest... *fail*]
Help?
tkitcs, 
Orca1, and 
adtuna1192
tkitcs : splitting the difference
tkitcs : you've been chopped
wolfteller : what am i chopped liver?
Orca1 : he was axing for it
tkitcs : you're such and ax hole
wolfteller : axe and you shall recieve?
tkitcs : is this axceptable?
tkitcs : thats axceptional work
Orca1 : let's cut to the chase and split this scene
tkitcs : time to axstinguish you
tkitcs : exscuse me
tkitcs : axscuse me, sorry
wolfteller : that axing for it
tkitcs : I"m giving you some axcessories
tkitcs : I'd like to axstend an invite
Orca1 : I guess this really is the sharpest tool in the shed
tkitcs : axstreem combat
wolfteller : you're as tact ful as a blunt.. well..
wolfteller : you get the point
Orca1 : talk about a splitting headache
tkitcs : splitting headache
tkitcs : take a little off the top
tkitcs : you're going to be of two minds
Orca1 : time to divide and conquer, starting with you
wolfteller : how a bout a quick chop?
[And this is where I forgot to paste the rest... *fail*]
Help?
tkitcs, 
Orca1, and 
adtuna1192
*runs*
you shouldn't have axscumed I was dead
(maybe you shardn't have axsumed I was dead
you axploded my windshield
You want cleavage, try this!
Your humor cracks (or crax) me up, let me return the favor
I spent time following her trax, I'm not letting you cut me off
Stop you in your trax
My insurance doesn't cover axidents on the ground
Its my lucky day, I found a four leaf cleaver
I'm the hack (slang for taxi driver)here, and this is your stop
I hurt too much for a cleaver pun
Hew the hell do you think you are
You're wanna rape them? Howabout I reap you
Don't ax, don't fell
You're gonna be hewling in pain soon
Maybe you and this can be a nice paring
They fell unconscious, now I'm going to fell you
I need to go to bed now. 3 hours isn't enough for me.
They are funny, but I'm crying inside too.
Not likely with Yawg. He needs to ink a page and the light table does heck on the webcam.
For myself... it depends on whether that page gets inked in time, but I don't think I'll be streaming tonight.
Unless there's a huge outcry.
There isn't one 'Let me ax you something.'
or 'Merry ax-mas' (futurama reference).
D: