I found out today that pidgeons DO NOT have brains, and unicorns are not in fact bovine or equine. They are loversized ducks that through evolution grew an oversized tooth that busted through their foreheads and caused their penises to migrate for the winter.

That is all. *has a sip of tea*

Oh yes, since Seel's ass did alright on ebay, I have decided to sell 5 BOSTON TERRIER ASSES starting at 20 bucks.

Email me if you're interested.

ZabREAST~