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yet another meme (BIG SECRET IN THIS ONE)
14 years ago
stole this from flynx
1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
... idk i havnt done it yet
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
... alvarado
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
not really lol i was tiered
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Umm today with my bro
5. What are you excited for?
move in with my mate
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Between my mate and my grandma
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
hot steamy meat ... on top of cheese sauce and bread (pizza geez u guys are pervs)
9. Have a best friend?
Yes
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
(psst) NO
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
i no i am
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
My mates mom
13. What time is it right this second?
8:40 P.M.
14. What do you want right now?
to be with my mate
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
... ummmmmm idk i havent had my pic taken in like forever
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
i swaer i answered something like this in like 20 other memes
17. When was the last time you cried?
like 2 or 3 weeks ago
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Meh not really a parent child relationship
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Depends on the person but you screw me over and your life will get fucked over
20. How fast does your mind change?
well by the time i answer this i will change my mind on how to answer this about 18, no 19, no 20 times
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
no shit
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
ehh i have been better and i have been worse
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
bitch be hoes
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
*throbthrob* uhhh ... my mate ^//W//^
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
nothing aside seeing my mate
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
no
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
... number 1 ... is that my mate ... or is that critter ... if my mate right now ... if critter then like 3ish days ago
28. When is your next road trip?
sadly idk TT.TT
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
ehh not really
30. How's your heart?
well im on the bigger side so prob not the best
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
oh yes
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
oh god i certainly hope so otherwise he is pulling one hell of a long con
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
watch tv
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
thursday
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Well duh..
36. Who do you not get along with?
People who hate gays, backstabbing ass holes, and compulsive liers
37. What does you 3rd recent text say?
well first you gotta take a right at the car paravel then ride a horse to the beach then walk (yes walk) about 200 miles to the middle of the ocean and then tread water for the amount of time it take you to sing the song that never ends ... and thats how you get to arcadia
38. What are you wearing right now?
IM NOT TELL U U NASTY PERV
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
well he would be too week to walk after
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
last tuesday
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
hmmm, Chance and Rose
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
..... you asked that already
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
umm sure?
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
yes i crack everything
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
wondering why the fuck i wasnt asleep
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
JMH
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
my aunt Barb
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
lmao, while making the comic i just posted
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them
of course i would
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
... i was at my friends house and he was cleaning up dog shit another friend tracked in (he left by this time) and all my friend was wearing was red shorts and when he bent over his pants fell a bit and just when i was about to tell him he bent over and his pants fell enough for me to see his groin (first, yes hun it was carlos, 2. thats the second time i saw it, 3 he is really fat, 4 it is literally a thumbtack) so after that i was like "yeahhhhhh im just gonna go home
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
when im alone yes when im with someone no
52. Do you have good vision?
yup
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Oh yes lol
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
yup
55. Are you Irish?
i have no idea
56. Do you use chap stick?
Hell no
57. Do you have any scars?
quite a few
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Oh yes
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
mhmmm
60. Name the last person to text you?
carlose
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
ummmm that would be too weird
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
yup
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an A?
no
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
all over the place
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
sneak my new husband to a private place to have sexy time
66. Do you fall for people easily?
Um, I dont think so
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
my mate
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
... not really
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t055x6rvW0
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCEurMD_pc
lol what can i say i am a boner(fied) furry
70. Want someone back in your life?
Eh im fine with what i got ... wish some where closer yes
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
probably not ... i work tom
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
black
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
that i can remember his name was justin
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
oh fuck yes
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
my mates mom
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
eh idk ... idk how idk but i just dk
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
no im happy
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
... (closes blinds) nothing
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
aside my mate im obssed with drive (which i cant really do cause of gas prices)
80. The first person you loved is?
oooooooohhh well true love would be my mate and crush would be alex from 8th grade
81. Something terrible happened with you?
i was a kid and my mom forgot me after hockey ... but another man found me -.- worst day of my life
(but i have moved on and everything has worked out ^w^)
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
SNOO SNOO
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
well question is would i come true ... either way it would be to have enough money to move in with my mate and pay for his college and mine and have enough money to last us for a long time
84. Ever forced someone to do something?
YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
too many things
86. How was your first kiss?
disgusting i was tricked into it ... I KISSED A WOMAN TT.TT
87. What's your favorite music genre?
metal, rock, techno, and gaga (she is in her own category)
88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
.. uhh.. no people didnt like when i did that before
1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
... idk i havnt done it yet
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
... alvarado
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
not really lol i was tiered
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Umm today with my bro
5. What are you excited for?
move in with my mate
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Between my mate and my grandma
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
hot steamy meat ... on top of cheese sauce and bread (pizza geez u guys are pervs)
9. Have a best friend?
Yes
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
(psst) NO
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
i no i am
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
My mates mom
13. What time is it right this second?
8:40 P.M.
14. What do you want right now?
to be with my mate
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
... ummmmmm idk i havent had my pic taken in like forever
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
i swaer i answered something like this in like 20 other memes
17. When was the last time you cried?
like 2 or 3 weeks ago
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Meh not really a parent child relationship
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Depends on the person but you screw me over and your life will get fucked over
20. How fast does your mind change?
well by the time i answer this i will change my mind on how to answer this about 18, no 19, no 20 times
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
no shit
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
ehh i have been better and i have been worse
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
bitch be hoes
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
*throbthrob* uhhh ... my mate ^//W//^
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
nothing aside seeing my mate
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
no
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
... number 1 ... is that my mate ... or is that critter ... if my mate right now ... if critter then like 3ish days ago
28. When is your next road trip?
sadly idk TT.TT
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
ehh not really
30. How's your heart?
well im on the bigger side so prob not the best
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
oh yes
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
oh god i certainly hope so otherwise he is pulling one hell of a long con
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
watch tv
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
thursday
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Well duh..
36. Who do you not get along with?
People who hate gays, backstabbing ass holes, and compulsive liers
37. What does you 3rd recent text say?
well first you gotta take a right at the car paravel then ride a horse to the beach then walk (yes walk) about 200 miles to the middle of the ocean and then tread water for the amount of time it take you to sing the song that never ends ... and thats how you get to arcadia
38. What are you wearing right now?
IM NOT TELL U U NASTY PERV
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
well he would be too week to walk after
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
last tuesday
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
hmmm, Chance and Rose
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
..... you asked that already
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
umm sure?
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
yes i crack everything
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
wondering why the fuck i wasnt asleep
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
JMH
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
my aunt Barb
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
lmao, while making the comic i just posted
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them
of course i would
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
... i was at my friends house and he was cleaning up dog shit another friend tracked in (he left by this time) and all my friend was wearing was red shorts and when he bent over his pants fell a bit and just when i was about to tell him he bent over and his pants fell enough for me to see his groin (first, yes hun it was carlos, 2. thats the second time i saw it, 3 he is really fat, 4 it is literally a thumbtack) so after that i was like "yeahhhhhh im just gonna go home
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
when im alone yes when im with someone no
52. Do you have good vision?
yup
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Oh yes lol
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
yup
55. Are you Irish?
i have no idea
56. Do you use chap stick?
Hell no
57. Do you have any scars?
quite a few
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Oh yes
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
mhmmm
60. Name the last person to text you?
carlose
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
ummmm that would be too weird
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
yup
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an A?
no
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
all over the place
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
sneak my new husband to a private place to have sexy time
66. Do you fall for people easily?
Um, I dont think so
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
my mate
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
... not really
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t055x6rvW0
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCEurMD_pc
lol what can i say i am a boner(fied) furry
70. Want someone back in your life?
Eh im fine with what i got ... wish some where closer yes
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
probably not ... i work tom
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
black
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
that i can remember his name was justin
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
oh fuck yes
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
my mates mom
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
eh idk ... idk how idk but i just dk
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
no im happy
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
... (closes blinds) nothing
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
aside my mate im obssed with drive (which i cant really do cause of gas prices)
80. The first person you loved is?
oooooooohhh well true love would be my mate and crush would be alex from 8th grade
81. Something terrible happened with you?
i was a kid and my mom forgot me after hockey ... but another man found me -.- worst day of my life
(but i have moved on and everything has worked out ^w^)
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
SNOO SNOO
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
well question is would i come true ... either way it would be to have enough money to move in with my mate and pay for his college and mine and have enough money to last us for a long time
84. Ever forced someone to do something?
YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
too many things
86. How was your first kiss?
disgusting i was tricked into it ... I KISSED A WOMAN TT.TT
87. What's your favorite music genre?
metal, rock, techno, and gaga (she is in her own category)
88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
.. uhh.. no people didnt like when i did that before
Lolled at 8, and at 50 as well.
Overall it was good, worth the read.
'Were all animals in the end',
ZXC