Wow, please don't buy Portal 2
15 years ago
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Too late though, I guess, didn't everyone who wanted it pre-order it?
Well, I dodged a bullet by skipping over it for now because it is already the most disgusting DLC scam I'll see all year.
$85 bundle of skins, accessories and animations that you already have on your disc or with your download. But if you act now, you can get them for the low cost of $35.
Valve are already getting 100% on sales of their short little game, Steam is growing more popular every day, and it's just not enough for them?
Of course, there are plenty of people out there who'll say "It's just optional, it doesn't add anything." To them I say "Fuck you." I don't care what it does, content is content, it's fun to dick around with extras and anything that's finished in time to be put on the disc should be fucking available from the start.
Is the game good? Is it bad? Does it matter? Play it if you must, but don't buy it. Valve don't deserve your money.
Well, I dodged a bullet by skipping over it for now because it is already the most disgusting DLC scam I'll see all year.
$85 bundle of skins, accessories and animations that you already have on your disc or with your download. But if you act now, you can get them for the low cost of $35.
Valve are already getting 100% on sales of their short little game, Steam is growing more popular every day, and it's just not enough for them?
Of course, there are plenty of people out there who'll say "It's just optional, it doesn't add anything." To them I say "Fuck you." I don't care what it does, content is content, it's fun to dick around with extras and anything that's finished in time to be put on the disc should be fucking available from the start.
Is the game good? Is it bad? Does it matter? Play it if you must, but don't buy it. Valve don't deserve your money.
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"Sadly folks are stupid, its why they can do this, its why they can do this."
"its why they can do this, its why they can do this."
I cant take you seriously.
you shouldnt HAVE taken me seriously in the first place
but you did like an idiot
Valve realize Folks are idiots, what evidence...TF2. Folks are so god willing KNOWING that the weapon/hat exist for free in game...would buy it...when they do nothing. They are willing to buy 1 single item that does nothing...for up to 9usd
independent companies realize "hey we do something with valve...folks will stupidly buy our games and we make money.
as long as their is stupid folks, they can continue to do this.
but again, folks will always bitch about something, just like how folks bitch about Valve releasing L4D2 as a seperate game when they thought it would be better as an DLC for L4D.
wait no, in general folks will ALWAYS BITCH ABOUT SOMETHING VALVE DOES
>the reason they bitch is because they want more!!
I still cant take you seriously.
you guys are complaining about something that really doesnt change the game that exist IN game.
You want all that stuff that do nothing for free thats fine, but Valve come to realize some folks are willing to pay for it as they probably dont know the files exist in game already. problem is these things do nothing, they do not change the game in the damn long run. Folks would be the same way with TF2 if all the stuff did nothing but you had to buy em. Heres the thing, eventually folks would go "why would I care I dont have this weapon if its JUST the same as the original I already have...it doesnt change the game at all.
Hat is complaining about something that ISNT needed or change the game, telling folks to not buy the game just cause of that. I find that rather rather stupid but if hat needs shiny things well..fine, I dont and I'm sure lots of people are not touching any of those stuff as they know it doesnt change the game at all.
Apparantly if you got the potato sack and collected all the potato's you get Portal2 for free and ENTIRE VALVE COLLECTION.
Yes... They FUCKED us loyal customers and people with a new account get $150 of free games.
INSIDE portal 2, there's a cash shop with 85$ worth of DLC.
this has NOTHING to do with the potato bundle.
Also they announced it to the public and was all over the internet. So they didn't screw us over it was just one of those little gifts people give when someone does something that is achievable aka being able to get all 36 potatoes form 13 different games.
But of course, I'm equally free to judge them, call them out on their shitty deals and tell people "Please, please, please don't support this crap."
The things is that DLC has become an accepted way to include new content for many users and developers. Not that everyone does it well, but it is accepted. It's a continued revenue stream after the initial purchase. In this case Valve is helping independent developers get sales and get noticed, so "this crap" is the 800lbs gorilla helping these otherwise unknown companies get sales and the users not only get 13 other games, but also their A-list release as well.
Not to mention not all games or game companies do this. Valve, they company you're up in arms about, pushed out all of the DLC in the Left 4 Dead games as free updates on the PC. (Microsoft wouldn't let them do it for free on the X360.) Quite a few games function like this, actually. Heck, despite the tons of DLC and expansions for The Sims 3 they also put out quite a few free content updates for users without the expansions just to help keep the code-base sane.
Plus, DLC represent a continued effort to improve the game, even the "zero-day" stuff which were under development after the main package of the game was feature-frozen. Games, and other programs, are frozen on the features they will provide long before release in order to have a fixed feature set to develop toward. (Linux distros on a six-month cycle tend to freeze about two months before release.) So if a game company freezes features, say, six months before release many of the developers suddenly have nothing to do, so these days instead of laying off talent they'll have them work on DLC. Plus there's often tons of "I made five versions of X, but we only needed one" that often turns into DLC.
Chances are without paid-for DLC game prices would either rise quite a bit (and they're already insane) or the quality would drop further (and quality if a bit iffy anyway).
People accepting Business practices like this is a big fuck you to people who actually want to play their game without spending 1,000$ just to get the full game complete (buying all the DLC)
And nigga please " it costs Valve money to produce that content"
And paying 25$ for a re-skin of a horse mount in World of Warcraft is TOTALLY acceptable? right? You derpshit. 2dollar animations for your characters that last a good 3 seconds or 5 Dollar hats and 10 dollar gimmicky shit that can be made in Blender/Maya/3dmax Studio in about 5 minutes.
Busta, please.
If someone wants the skins really badly, but not the 13 other games in the bundle, and buys it just for those freebies, then they obviously think those two things are worth the extra money (more fool them imo). What's that phrase? A fool and his money are soon parted?
I wont be buying the bundle (I couldn't care less about most of the other 13 games, nor the freebies on offer), but I will be buying the game stand-alone. Maybe if more people did that, Valve would see that more people want a nicely priced stand-alone game rather than novelty bundles?
But right here it's so disproportional that it's a total joke. $85 of scraps that took next to no time to make and absolutely nothing to reproduce. You could buy entire games instead of this shit.
Meanwhile, I take a look to my right and the first game I see is Bayonetta. In time for its release, several costumes and two extra characters were made, put on the disc and provided at no additional cost. They could have sold them and said "But it takes effort to create these things, we need money." But they didn't. And that's good value.
If you can show me the part where this case, Portal 2 charging ridiculous amounts for so little, is actually justified, instead of calling upon bad analogies, I'd love to see it.
Now, that's 14 games for $85 (~$6 each) and as a FREE gift you get some TF2 hat thing (I don't play TF2 enough to know what this means) and a Portal 2 co-op skin (couldn't care less, personally). How is that any different to buying a special edition of a film/game to get an extra DVD or two of documentaries and getting free concept art cards? If you want the art cards, then you have to buy the special edition.
Maybe my view is slanted by the fact I couldn't care any less about these two freebies you get by buying the bundle and will be buying the game stand-alone.
Of course, if this is not the bundle you're on about, then please link me to the one we are discussing.
Put that money to better use at least, even if it's something marginally less trivial like buying another actual game.
The solo game is stated to be twice as long as the original - which was three hours so we got a respectable six hours, while the co-op is said to be the same so we got a total of 12 hours game time altogether, give or take an hour or so. Is that not enough for £30? Oh, and it's a really, really good game.
So, are you really advocating for people to pirate the game (as you stated, play it but don't buy it) just because you can't stand not having a companion cube skin? A little dinky beanie hat? Or is the sight of cute little flags on the back that is causing your blood to boil?
Look at Dragon Age 2. From day one there was a payable DLC for an additional party character and his story. His tailored opinions and stance on the mage vs templar has a direct impact to the main story line. That is an example of a company being greedy by cutting out a content and releasing it from day one.
But look at Portal 2. For my lovely £30 of hard cash I have six hours of solo gaming and another six hours of co-op. That's a lot more story-line hours than say, Bulletstorm (another game I payed £30 for which I found to be money well spent). I did not expect that I could customize the co-op characters, nor did Valve mention any of that in their trailers or pre-release game information. They do not have an obligation to provide the hats and skins for free, and it has no impact what so ever on how enjoyable the Co-op campaign is.
I got Resident Evil 5 Gold recently, too. Played through it with a friend with me as Chris in his post-apocalyptic biker wear and her as Sheva with something dumb and revealing. We got a few good laughs out of wearing such silly things.
I wouldn't have bought Army of Two if you couldn't do dumb shit like playing air guitar with your buddy for no good reason.
These little frills, they add something. I love them. They make games just a little more special. But when they're made and then held back from anyone who's unwilling to pay ridiculous prices, that's supreme dickery. They've done nothing to earn that extra money, especially when bigger games provide them freely and especially when it's a day one DLC cash grab.
They are a few quid each - the price of a pint or two - and you can even trade the skins and hats with other people, but if you consider that makes Portal 2 a game not worth it's asking price, then you are completely missing the reason people are buying Portal 2 for.