AMERICA'S FAVORITE VICTIMS ARE READY FOR THE TAKING!!
IT'S A SPORT! NOW EVERY DAY IS FRIDAY!
DIE-DAY!!
THE RULES ARE SiMPLE, ALL -YOU- NEED TO DO IS ATTEND A CONCERT WHERE MUSIC WITH FAUX-SENTIMENTAL MUSIC IS PLAYED!!!!
1. ENTER A MOSH-PIT!
2. FIND AN EMO!
3. PUNISH THE EMO!!!
4. REPEAT STEPS 2 AND 3 UNTIL THERE ARE NO EMOS LEFT STANDING EXCEPT THE ONES ON STAGE!!!!
5. TEACH THOSE MUSICIANS THE MEANING OF ASS-KICKERY!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah, I went to a Boys Like Girls concert last night for my afore-mentioned hobby of emo-smashing. Final score;

Emos: 4
Anarch: 47

The only reason they got 4 points is because I fell down once (1 point) and one of the little fuckers got my favorite concert hat, a grey, pin-stripe trilby. They get 3 points for that because I didn't find the little prick who got it.