Then imagine one of your nieces leaving one of those jars of play goop out in the sun

Then imagine that the jar s really hard to open and not transparent.

Imagine being curious about what state it's in.

Then, imagine popping it open and getting black liquid slime all over you, sticky and dripping of off your CROTCH of all places


Congratulations, you have now imagined what it feels like to get a bunch of slime over you
Or what happened to me yesterday.

I just hope I can get the stains out of my pants.