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Art Dump, and that Girl Meme Thing with Bonus Crazy
14 years ago
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Kyoo no tema wa kore desu....
1) Art Dump. tldr: Deal with it.
Longer version: How many times do I have to tell you people that I don't have internets at home?
2) GIRL CONFESSIONS MEME (with bonus crazy).
I have no idea who I ganked this from.
I copy-pasted it into my notepad a long while ago, finally got round to answering it today,
added one or two at the end just for fun, then it sort of got out of hand
1. Do you sleep in your bra?
No. I sleep in just panties/underwear
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
If my feet are cold, yes.
I use 'footy socks' that I can hook off my feet easily with the other foot's big toe, because my body temp varies wildly when I sleep & sometimes I wake up like 10 times hotter than when I went to bed.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Honestly--alone.
I move around a lot when I sleep.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
I really dig Shakespeare.
Didja see what I did thar? ^_~
5. Are you a girly-girl?
Hell, no.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Hob
He was my ride to the library so I could use internets today. ^_^
7. Small or large purse?
I'm more of a tote-bag broad than a purse lady.
If I have to choose purses, gimme a large one.
8. Are you short?
I'm often short-tempered with irritating morons.
Other than that, I'm 5'4"
9. Do you like somebody?
I like a great many folk.
Frankly if it wasn't in me to like others, I'd presume I was sociopathic.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I was going to get all superior & scoff that I don't have a Facebook account, but then OH SNAP! I remembered that I did use Facebook for a short time in 2009 (a D&D dungeon master made everyone have facebook accounts so he could communicate with all the campaigners easier).
But no, the password has nothing to do with a boy or a man or anything male (or female, for that matter).
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? (what's with the socks questions?)
Do you mean, do I care if I'm wearing dirty socks? In that case, yes I do. I don't wanna wear socks again if they haven't gone through a wash.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
On occasion.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Whenever possible. I LOVE Halloween!
14. Are you double jointed?
Yes, my fingers.
But lately it's hurt to demonstrate since I'm getting all old.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Dallas, Texas
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
Neither have I spanked anyone in the past 24 hours, which is more upsetting.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I'm sure there are several.
I spread them about to make me look cooler without having to put forth any real effort.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yes.
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Oops.
[x] I do wear make up. (very rare)
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. (--the hell??)
[x] I get jealous. (on occassion)
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. (no, but Jack Sparrow is)
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno. (kids these days with their techno)
[ ] I like country. (oh HELL no)
[ ] I carry a purse. (no, I carry a backpack or a tote bag)
[ ] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD. (Does Abba count? Okay, what about Beatles circa 1964?)
[x] I get bored watching football. (American football, yes. Soccer, no.)
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat. (my father called me & my brother 'spoiled' quite a lot when he yelled at us)
[ ] Guys are confusing. (as a group, no. Individuals can be, though).
[x] I've been called a bad influence (that's a rather flattering thing to be accused of, IMHO)
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. (I've no piercings at all)
1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
Faded beige. Damn, why didn't I wear one of the colorful ones today?!
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
I prefer LONG haired guys.
In kilts.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Yes, because he's a mighty computer mage who has trouble dumbing things down for me, a computer n00b
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
Be a geek with a good sense of humor.
Be a geek who has a good sense of humor, long hair, a kilt, & Keith David's voice, and I'm yours forever!
5. Do you have a best friend?
No. I have many close friends, though.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No
8. Do you like your life?
Except for the not having a job part, yes.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
No
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Does a pond count?
A better question is, Have you jumped in a pool with your clothes off?
(yes, a pool & a lake & a hot tub. Would like to add 'ocean' to the list)
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I've almost always had more guy friends than girlfriends.
13. How long have you had a facebook?
Maybe 2.5 years.
I haven't been on it in close to 2 years though.
14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Do siblings count?
15. What are your biggest fears?
Hairy spiders, heights, getting into a depression again, not having any income (oh snap!)
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
It depends on the person, the situation, & your definition of a cheater.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
I have a bad feeling about this.
(Sorry, had to go with the recurring Star Wars reference)
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
No.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Hell, yeah.
I miss by friends back in Ohio, I miss my Complication (Dakotah), I miss some of my family.
And I'm missing Torrey, because my aim's not so good. Maybe I should try throwing something lighter, like Pedro (I'd throw Izzy, only both Izzy & Torrey would enjoy it).
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE:
That guy. Oh, you mean from the list...
Preppy or Punk?
Preppy, because preppy boys just wanna be tied up & spanked. My kinda guy.
Face or Body?
MIND.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
I'm already a good cook, so either someone who'll take me out, or do the dishes.
Sweet or sexy?
Sweet, because sweet will try to be sexy, whereas sexy won't try to be anything.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Levis.
(okay Armani, because those boys wanna be tied up & spanked)
Contacts or glasses?
Doesn't matter.
Cowboy or Gangster?
Cowboy, every time.
A more difficult choice would be Cowboy or Pirate, but I suspect I'd still prefer the Cowboy.
I would be hard-pressed to choose between Cowboy & Vulcan, though.
Hmm, how about Hobbit or Kender?
Hobbit, no contest (and not only because I think Hobbits would like to be tied up & spanked).
Disney's Goliath or Disney's Beast
Goliath. Always Goliath.
Keith David's voice or James Earl Jones' voice?
While I want to hug James Earl Jones & have him read me the phone book, I totally want to have complete & full carnal knowledge with Keith David's voice.
Patrick Stewart's voice or Keith David's voice?
Patrick Stewart's voice, I adore you, I really do --- But, it's Keith David's voice that I want to tie up & spank its ass-cheeks & tease its naughty bits while it reads me the phone book & begs for more.
Keith David's voice or long hair & kilts?
Keith David's voice.
(Yes, that's how much I love Keith David's voice)
Live-action Egon or The Real Ghostbusters Egon
Can't I have both? Simultaneously, even?
Bill Nye over Beakman (now there's a mental image!)
Morimoto beats Flay (anything contrary to this was fixed & therefor not valid)
I prefer Picard to Kirk, but Trek Classic to NextGen
Guy Gardner to Hal Jordan
Desslok to Dessler
Mughi to Jingaro (both beat King)
Min-Mei to MinMay (total fucking bimbo)
Patlabor to Gundam (blasphemy, I know)
Momiji to Hani/Honey
Make me choose just one Dr Who & my brain may explode (I can't choose between my fave five)
Longer version: How many times do I have to tell you people that I don't have internets at home?
2) GIRL CONFESSIONS MEME (with bonus crazy).
I have no idea who I ganked this from.
I copy-pasted it into my notepad a long while ago, finally got round to answering it today,
added one or two at the end just for fun, then it sort of got out of hand
1. Do you sleep in your bra?
No. I sleep in just panties/underwear
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
If my feet are cold, yes.
I use 'footy socks' that I can hook off my feet easily with the other foot's big toe, because my body temp varies wildly when I sleep & sometimes I wake up like 10 times hotter than when I went to bed.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Honestly--alone.
I move around a lot when I sleep.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
I really dig Shakespeare.
Didja see what I did thar? ^_~
5. Are you a girly-girl?
Hell, no.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
HobHe was my ride to the library so I could use internets today. ^_^
7. Small or large purse?
I'm more of a tote-bag broad than a purse lady.
If I have to choose purses, gimme a large one.
8. Are you short?
I'm often short-tempered with irritating morons.
Other than that, I'm 5'4"
9. Do you like somebody?
I like a great many folk.
Frankly if it wasn't in me to like others, I'd presume I was sociopathic.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I was going to get all superior & scoff that I don't have a Facebook account, but then OH SNAP! I remembered that I did use Facebook for a short time in 2009 (a D&D dungeon master made everyone have facebook accounts so he could communicate with all the campaigners easier).
But no, the password has nothing to do with a boy or a man or anything male (or female, for that matter).
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? (what's with the socks questions?)
Do you mean, do I care if I'm wearing dirty socks? In that case, yes I do. I don't wanna wear socks again if they haven't gone through a wash.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
On occasion.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Whenever possible. I LOVE Halloween!
14. Are you double jointed?
Yes, my fingers.
But lately it's hurt to demonstrate since I'm getting all old.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Dallas, Texas
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
Neither have I spanked anyone in the past 24 hours, which is more upsetting.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I'm sure there are several.
I spread them about to make me look cooler without having to put forth any real effort.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yes.
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Oops.
[x] I do wear make up. (very rare)
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. (--the hell??)
[x] I get jealous. (on occassion)
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. (no, but Jack Sparrow is)
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno. (kids these days with their techno)
[ ] I like country. (oh HELL no)
[ ] I carry a purse. (no, I carry a backpack or a tote bag)
[ ] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD. (Does Abba count? Okay, what about Beatles circa 1964?)
[x] I get bored watching football. (American football, yes. Soccer, no.)
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat. (my father called me & my brother 'spoiled' quite a lot when he yelled at us)
[ ] Guys are confusing. (as a group, no. Individuals can be, though).
[x] I've been called a bad influence (that's a rather flattering thing to be accused of, IMHO)
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. (I've no piercings at all)
1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
Faded beige. Damn, why didn't I wear one of the colorful ones today?!
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
I prefer LONG haired guys.
In kilts.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Yes, because he's a mighty computer mage who has trouble dumbing things down for me, a computer n00b
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
Be a geek with a good sense of humor.
Be a geek who has a good sense of humor, long hair, a kilt, & Keith David's voice, and I'm yours forever!
5. Do you have a best friend?
No. I have many close friends, though.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No
8. Do you like your life?
Except for the not having a job part, yes.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
No
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Does a pond count?
A better question is, Have you jumped in a pool with your clothes off?
(yes, a pool & a lake & a hot tub. Would like to add 'ocean' to the list)
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I've almost always had more guy friends than girlfriends.
13. How long have you had a facebook?
Maybe 2.5 years.
I haven't been on it in close to 2 years though.
14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Do siblings count?
15. What are your biggest fears?
Hairy spiders, heights, getting into a depression again, not having any income (oh snap!)
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
It depends on the person, the situation, & your definition of a cheater.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
I have a bad feeling about this.
(Sorry, had to go with the recurring Star Wars reference)
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
No.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Hell, yeah.
I miss by friends back in Ohio, I miss my Complication (Dakotah), I miss some of my family.
And I'm missing Torrey, because my aim's not so good. Maybe I should try throwing something lighter, like Pedro (I'd throw Izzy, only both Izzy & Torrey would enjoy it).
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE:
That guy. Oh, you mean from the list...
Preppy or Punk?
Preppy, because preppy boys just wanna be tied up & spanked. My kinda guy.
Face or Body?
MIND.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
I'm already a good cook, so either someone who'll take me out, or do the dishes.
Sweet or sexy?
Sweet, because sweet will try to be sexy, whereas sexy won't try to be anything.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Levis.
(okay Armani, because those boys wanna be tied up & spanked)
Contacts or glasses?
Doesn't matter.
Cowboy or Gangster?
Cowboy, every time.
A more difficult choice would be Cowboy or Pirate, but I suspect I'd still prefer the Cowboy.
I would be hard-pressed to choose between Cowboy & Vulcan, though.
Hmm, how about Hobbit or Kender?
Hobbit, no contest (and not only because I think Hobbits would like to be tied up & spanked).
Disney's Goliath or Disney's Beast
Goliath. Always Goliath.
Keith David's voice or James Earl Jones' voice?
While I want to hug James Earl Jones & have him read me the phone book, I totally want to have complete & full carnal knowledge with Keith David's voice.
Patrick Stewart's voice or Keith David's voice?
Patrick Stewart's voice, I adore you, I really do --- But, it's Keith David's voice that I want to tie up & spank its ass-cheeks & tease its naughty bits while it reads me the phone book & begs for more.
Keith David's voice or long hair & kilts?
Keith David's voice.
(Yes, that's how much I love Keith David's voice)
Live-action Egon or The Real Ghostbusters Egon
Can't I have both? Simultaneously, even?
Bill Nye over Beakman (now there's a mental image!)
Morimoto beats Flay (anything contrary to this was fixed & therefor not valid)
I prefer Picard to Kirk, but Trek Classic to NextGen
Guy Gardner to Hal Jordan
Desslok to Dessler
Mughi to Jingaro (both beat King)
Min-Mei to MinMay (total fucking bimbo)
Patlabor to Gundam (blasphemy, I know)
Momiji to Hani/Honey
Make me choose just one Dr Who & my brain may explode (I can't choose between my fave five)
Hob
~hob
:::tries explaining it again, but with stick figures, laser scopes and colored marshmallows:::
dakotaWolf
~dakotawolf
When is it my turn to be tied up and spanked?
Hob
~hob
Isn't that "always"?
Kwan
~kwan
OP
Yes. Yes it is.
Kwan
~kwan
OP
What, assraping's not good enough for ya now??
