British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (Not a LOT. But I love it.)
[x] You know what a brolly is. (Thanks Equium!)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (Enough to check the box at least.)
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (on the right day I think. Also saw that it can mean just the main course of breakfast, so, definately in that case. If it asked if I HAD done it though I'd have to have not x-ed this.)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football... not soccer.
Total: 4

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x]You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (You mean just slip out? I guess, yeah.)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (That sounds incredibly filthy if your brain is in the gutter.)
[ ]You know how a real meatball tastes. (I'd call this more of a sweedish thing, but eh.)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ]You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (I had no idea Gamzee was Spanish MoThEr FuCkEr, DaMn.)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x]You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (Ugly fatty of long ago. Also the wording makes this sound like anyone could x this.)
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (Debateable. But I hate it enough that I'ma say no.)
Total: 2

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair. (If I get enough sun. Wouldn't this be red anyway? Get your stereotypes right, sheesh.)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ]Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing
Total: 3

African American
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You shoot a gun sideways
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (He just SEEMS like it.)
[x] You like fried chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[x] You watch the show, "Boondocks"
Total: 5

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when people call you a Nazi. (No. I love this. And it's so common that it happens. <.<)
[ ] You went to Preschool.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (Not with that 'ay' souning way. But I do say it to get responses from people.)
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total:2 (How was syrup not brought up?)

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty. (Love is a strong word.)
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 4 (I wasn't aware the bible belt was 90% of america, apparantly. Nor that the U.S. was all of america. Forget about south america, central america, and Canada. We're america all on our own.)

British: 4
Australian: 4
Italian: 3
Spanish: 3
Russian: 2
Irish: 3
African American: 5
Asian: 2
German: 5
Canadian: 2
American: 4

Apparantly I'm quite white with a dash of BLACKNESS.

Why is 'african american' on here though? It's not a full on nationality or anything. If it's a 'race', then it'd just be African. Or Black.