Fuck it, kill it, rape it, abuse it, torture it, humiliate it, insult it, destroy it, burn it, smash it, curb stomp it, rip off its' head, throw it off a cliff, dance on its' grave, loathe it, despise it, feel sorry for it, check up on it, nurse it back to health, spend time with it, touch it, hold it, caress it, kiss it, fall in love with it, go on dates with it, have passionate sex with it, devote your life to it, marry it, grow old with it, die in its' arms, spend the rest of eternity with it.

well i was supposed to post my story,but i still feel it should be revised some more. So in the meantime i was smacked in the face with this and decided to post it. Cretique please!