So yeah. I always thought nobody could be more fail than a friend from my school. I was proven wrong. Dead wrong.
Some of you know whom I spend the day with, some of you don't. Let's keep it that way ;D

First case: Apfelstrudel
Clue 1: Soaking the raisins
We did some Apfelstrudel together, following a recipe he got from a friend. It said we should soak the raisins with water before using them. A bit of Rum should enhance the taste. Guess what happened? He happily poured Rum into the bowl with water. I was like "Isn't that a bit too much?" First he was like "It's okay... oops." I stared at him because it was a half litre bottle. And it had been full. HAD BEEN. At that time it was nearly empty.
Clue 2: Cutting the apples
So I went over to cut the apples while he did the dough. I do not know if he did some fail there because I was too preoccupied to NOT cut myself with the knives. Woman I am, I peeled the apples carefully, trying to save as much of the fruit as possible. I had just finished half of the second apple when he came over and was like "You're slow." Man he is, he just took a knive, cut away the peel together with half of the stuff we needed and threw them into the bowl. Males. No idea how to cut apples.

Second case: Nomming my ear
Clue 1: Sitting on him
People in the chats know i LOVE to misuse him as a chair. So I took the chance to sit on him when he took a seat on his couch. So we poked each other and eventually went like "OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM" Eventually he was like "I NOMNOM YOUR EAR! ...Ack, can't reach!" Now talk about fail ;D You should somehow be able to reach the ear of the person sitting on you. I was simply sitting here leaning on to him and he couldn't reach my ear... I am still gigglesnorting when remembering that.



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