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Riddle me This, Furs.
14 years ago
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*lights come up one at a time, revealing a lone being standing on stage, slowly he raises his head until it is in perfect position, his eyes open, looks around, then stares straight at the audience, he takes a few slow deep breathes, opens his mouth, and says...*
1. What is it that no man wants to have, yet no man wants to lose?
2. How do you make a dishonest shortcake?
3. What have the following in common; hemming, basting, purling and tagging?
4. What are the chilliest twelve inches in the world?
5. What do you find in a kitchen cabinet that is not alive?
6. When is a new car considered to be “CD” (I don’t know how the last word is spelled)?
7. Why is a bear like a fallen tree?
8. What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?
9. How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?
10. What suit of cards lays eggs?
Good luck :p
P.S. NO ADULT FETISH ANSWERS!! Keep your dirty minds to yourselves!
2. How do you make a dishonest shortcake?
3. What have the following in common; hemming, basting, purling and tagging?
4. What are the chilliest twelve inches in the world?
5. What do you find in a kitchen cabinet that is not alive?
6. When is a new car considered to be “CD” (I don’t know how the last word is spelled)?
7. Why is a bear like a fallen tree?
8. What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?
9. How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?
10. What suit of cards lays eggs?
Good luck :p
P.S. NO ADULT FETISH ANSWERS!! Keep your dirty minds to yourselves!
2. Cheese sticks
3. Cheese sticks
4. Cheese sticks
5 Sticks of cheese
6 Cheese sticks
7. Cheese sticks
8. Cheese sticks
9. Cheese sticks
10. This one was the trickiest...but I'm gonna go with Barbara Streisand
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it's the answer to life the universe and everything
2. A DOuble-0Decker :P
3. ing
4.The 12 Inch circumference of the North Pole.
5. time
6. I've... never heard of a car called that before >.> Or anything similar.
7. They both bark when they're falling over.
8. A white toilet seat.
9. cut each into sixteen slices then give 17 of those slices to each person.
10. Hearts.
2. How do you make a dishonest shortcake? I admit I googled this one <.< I won't answer just so others don't use my answer ^^;
3. What have the following in common; hemming, basting, purling and tagging? -Ing
4. What are the chilliest twelve inches in the world? Mr freeze's Penis. <.< I had to do it!
5. What do you find in a kitchen cabinet that is not alive? Pots and Pans?
6. When is a new car considered to be “CD” (I don’t know how the last word is spelled)? I think I know this one :3 it's "seedy" and the answer is, when it's a lemon!
7. Why is a bear like a fallen tree? They both have a lot of bark?
8. What goes up white and comes down yellow and white? An egg?
9. How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people? Make them into an apple smoothie and give everyone a glass :3
10. What suit of cards lays eggs? One that's Chicken Hearted =3
2. How do you make a dishonest shortcake? Have an accountant fudge the books. ;)
3. What have the following in common; hemming, basting, purling and tagging? They involve clothing.
4. What are the chilliest twelve inches in the world? My freezer.
5. What do you find in a kitchen cabinet that is not alive? Food.
6. When is a new car considered to be “CD” (I don’t know how the last word is spelled)? When it leaves the lot.
7. Why is a bear like a fallen tree?Because it can't stand on its own.
8. What goes up white and comes down yellow and white? Number 1.
9. How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people? Give each one apple, and with the last, slice up 17 even pieces for each of the 16 people.
10. What suit of cards lays eggs? Spades.
2- Make the cake a tall cake =D
3- The Maytag man.
4- An Eskimos hammer.
5- Dust
6- When they hit ramps over explosions.
7- Because its lazy like them dang trees.
8- Flying omelets.
9- Make it apple juice because EVERYONE loves apple juice!
10- Jokers