So :usercho: had this meme at his journal, thought I'd do it to :P

You start at 100%, and for each thing You've done, you subtract 1%. The number you end up with is how innocent you are.

( ) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
( ) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) given a handjob. (Not to end, though)
( ) gotten a handjob.
(x) given a blowjob. (Not to end, though)
( ) gotten a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed. (only verbal )
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance. (sadly no no lap dance for me )
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi
(x) Bought porn. (Only a commission here)
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn. (Lol, I'm a pr0n artist...)
( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (attracted to, but not an actual crush)
(x) Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

(x) Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
( ) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die (had to put a mouse out of misery once, a cat had damaged it badly)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex. (would like to, though)
( ) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

(x) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity. (Ish, I met Villy Søvndal)
(x) Played an instrument. (poorly)
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself. (but not on purpoise)
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%

( ) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) made a girl pregnant (like, duh, I AM a girl)
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country. (I've LIVED in another country...)
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
( ) Had a job. (Not a real one, anyway, just babysitting)
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
( ) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (Not in the face...)
( ) Been raped.

TOTAL: 53%

So apparantly I'm more innocent than not...