No wai.

but they're really yellow and fluffy you know you want to

MuRr MoThErFuCkEr

FuRrY FuCkInG MiRaClEs >:o3

I...

I was going to say that.

*raises hand timidly*

>:3

heh >:D

I would put more down here but then I'd start comment-bombing my own journal out of frustration


or gnawing at the caketop

It's nice to know that some things never change. <3~
This is such a Ticon journal.

did you ever see my pterodactyl one?

NOPE

liiiiink

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1981288/

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
SHE'S ON A RAMPAGE

I'M AFRAID OF FALLING OUT FOR PT TOMORROW, FOR I MIGHT WITNESS SOMETHING HORRIBLARIOUS.

Evidently "horriblarious" is already a word. I'm less funny now :(

... http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi.....=horriblarious

I wasn't kidding I'm literally commenting on and writing this batshit journal for distactions





/TMI turtle

http://www.furaffinity.net/search/lesbian+porn

I like this helpful person

He's an obscure friend you've probably never heard of him :V

I post links to porn you'll never look at to be ironic.

Stop that if I randomly browse I'll pick up a weird fetish or something



THEN I'LL TURN OUT LIKE YOU

zaisan you are gross

gross gross gross

http://www.furaffinity.net/search/D.....KS+DICKS+DICKS

http://www.furaffinity.net/search/sitting+pretty

THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND

no moar porn k


I'm actually gonna hide those comments btw

'kay

Just the really grody ones. X3

The other ones are lulzy and contextual.

yez


I wonder if my laundry is done I should ummmm sleep

prolly
go check and then sleep on pile of clean clothes

good plan? y/y?

yes.




fffff if it weren't like almost 10 I swear I'd be out huddled up in a ball at the smoke pit finishing off my pack with this face ):<

And I'd be right there with you. We need to do that on the weekends. SMOKEAPACK PARTIES HUA

that one guy could join us and we could be the SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED SMOKERS CLUB and it would be awkward and no one else would go over there

WE COULD ALSO HIT ON EACH OTHER WITH ZERO RESULTS
THIS IDEA CANNOT FAIL

YES.

D8 >

I'd be your girlfriend, but sadly I don't RP :V

YOU ARE MISSING OUT -flapflap-

*fap fap

o murr

ok

but you're gay I only have a vagina :V

nuh uh I am bi get it right

Surrrrrrrreeeee

/just teasing

;_;

Pick me.

I can provide endless hours of being passive.

That would be too much green we might clash

Grrlllriend

You know you want to have sweet forbidden cross-department sex. Wear your cool uniform hats k

Dixie cup of dooooommmmm!!!! Actually most people seem to go for the marines... dunno why...

I wanna D:

Murrrrrrowl

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

there is no like button here but I feel obligated to show my appreciation for this comment anyways

If i had a vagina/weren't a horrid, hideous man-monster, I'd so be your goilfriend.

But you are so HAHA.

....Why are you awake so early isn't it like 4 there?

I had the closing shift of work, and I'm an insomniac. :3c

I'mma touch yer asswings anyways.
-touch-

I'll be your girlfriend~ |3

I don't need you as a girlfriend, you're already my bitch

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
WAIT-A-MINUTE