"How old do you act" Meme taken from TartanCaribou
14 years ago
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT? taken from
tartancaribou
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee (but I don't drink it, how ironic)
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar (me and calendars have a long standing feud lol)
[x] You own a credit card (rather, a credit card owns ME)
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car (not that hard lol, I've done dirtier stuff ;) )
[x] You've done your own laundry (horses don't normally do clothes but a stallion does what a stallion must ;) )
[x] You can vote in an election (can, yes. Have I? Yes, but not as often as I should)
[x] You can cook for yourself (myself and for a few years there, I cooked for a few hundred daily lol)
[ ] You think politics are interesting (only to the extent to how they'll affect my life)
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot (nope, rarely, and never on purpose. Gotta stay educated kiddos lol)
[/] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket (only at work, else it'll probably end up in the laundry and ruin at least that piece of clothing)
[/] You've never gotten a detention (you're bound to get one eventually. You'll have an uber strict teacher, and you wont have a piece of college ruled paper lol)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday (haven't forgotten it yet, but its getting better at sneaking up on me. Like my mare when she's in heat lol)
[/] You like to take walks by yourself (I would prefer the company of a horse, but alone will do)
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up (nothing witty or funny to say about this one, moving on)
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week (I don't drink caffeine anymore, but if you average it out over my life, its probably still an average of 12 times per week lol)
TOTAL SO FAR: BECAUSE I CAN KEEP COUNT IN MY HEAD +1 AND MAKE MY OWN RULES +1
...
+1 for emotional outbursts?
...yes
[x] You know how to do the dishes (turkey basters are the best mkay? ok I couldn't complete this joke without wanting to vomit)
[x] You can count to 10 in another language (french and in binary ;) )
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it (credibility, see above, has something to do with this lol)
[x] You can mow the lawn (I can, but I don't. Thats what miniature horses and goats are for)
[x] You study even when you don't have to (gotta keep the ol grey matter twitching eh?)
[x] You have hand washed a car before (before, and will be washing my truck this morning)
[x] You can spell 'experience', without looking it up (I have a harder time with words like benzodiazepine and beta-glucuronidase)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name (what the hell is Starbucks? GOTCHA! Not really)
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out (my favorite kind of food is food I make myself that I never want to stop eating lol)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need (most of the time yes. But i'll usually see something else that I really do need)
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said (I don't understand most of them but it doesnt keep me from laughing anyway)
[x] You can type pretty quick (60wpm probably isnt the fastest but its not hunting and pecking lol)
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment (if this were true I wouldnt be here eh? and also, ew. My coworkers are creepy)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (no, but I have been to a sex toy party [+1] they weren't regular toys either [+1] I didn't participate in any of the demonstrations [+0])
[x] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job (sad truth eh? glad I'm 25 and have a job lol)
[/] You have more bills than you can pay (more like breaking even at this point, so halfsies)
[x] You have been to the beach (aw come on, this isnt an old person question lol, my fondest memories as a kid are at the beach. Dad burying me up to my head in the sand, the waves consequently drowning me, waking up in a hospital. Good times really)
[x] You use the internet every day (surf net erryday. PS, the previous question, that one wasn't true lol. I got out of the sand in time)
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times (naw fuck that, staying here. Unless its for ponies. I'll do it for ponies)
[ ] You make your bed in the morning (Haha. HAHA, thats funny)
[x] You have filed a tax return (gotta love the IRS lol)
[x] You have used a pay phone (its hard to hit those numbers with hooves)
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd (its my studly PONY BEARD that does it for me. ORDER NOW!)
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store (nothing funny here, moving on)
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket (I bought a lottery ticket when I was freakin 5, boring lol)
[/] You still have and use a VCR (have, but don't use it. I'm a packrat [+1 for collecting stuff like these worthless points])
Total: AGE: 34.5 (I think [+0.5 for forgetfulness]) I'm 35, there lol

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee (but I don't drink it, how ironic)
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar (me and calendars have a long standing feud lol)
[x] You own a credit card (rather, a credit card owns ME)
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car (not that hard lol, I've done dirtier stuff ;) )
[x] You've done your own laundry (horses don't normally do clothes but a stallion does what a stallion must ;) )
[x] You can vote in an election (can, yes. Have I? Yes, but not as often as I should)
[x] You can cook for yourself (myself and for a few years there, I cooked for a few hundred daily lol)
[ ] You think politics are interesting (only to the extent to how they'll affect my life)
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot (nope, rarely, and never on purpose. Gotta stay educated kiddos lol)
[/] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket (only at work, else it'll probably end up in the laundry and ruin at least that piece of clothing)
[/] You've never gotten a detention (you're bound to get one eventually. You'll have an uber strict teacher, and you wont have a piece of college ruled paper lol)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday (haven't forgotten it yet, but its getting better at sneaking up on me. Like my mare when she's in heat lol)
[/] You like to take walks by yourself (I would prefer the company of a horse, but alone will do)
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up (nothing witty or funny to say about this one, moving on)
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week (I don't drink caffeine anymore, but if you average it out over my life, its probably still an average of 12 times per week lol)
...
+1 for emotional outbursts?
...yes
[x] You know how to do the dishes (turkey basters are the best mkay? ok I couldn't complete this joke without wanting to vomit)
[x] You can count to 10 in another language (french and in binary ;) )
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it (credibility, see above, has something to do with this lol)
[x] You can mow the lawn (I can, but I don't. Thats what miniature horses and goats are for)
[x] You study even when you don't have to (gotta keep the ol grey matter twitching eh?)
[x] You have hand washed a car before (before, and will be washing my truck this morning)
[x] You can spell 'experience', without looking it up (I have a harder time with words like benzodiazepine and beta-glucuronidase)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name (what the hell is Starbucks? GOTCHA! Not really)
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out (my favorite kind of food is food I make myself that I never want to stop eating lol)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need (most of the time yes. But i'll usually see something else that I really do need)
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said (I don't understand most of them but it doesnt keep me from laughing anyway)
[x] You can type pretty quick (60wpm probably isnt the fastest but its not hunting and pecking lol)
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment (if this were true I wouldnt be here eh? and also, ew. My coworkers are creepy)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (no, but I have been to a sex toy party [+1] they weren't regular toys either [+1] I didn't participate in any of the demonstrations [+0])
[x] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job (sad truth eh? glad I'm 25 and have a job lol)
[/] You have more bills than you can pay (more like breaking even at this point, so halfsies)
[x] You have been to the beach (aw come on, this isnt an old person question lol, my fondest memories as a kid are at the beach. Dad burying me up to my head in the sand, the waves consequently drowning me, waking up in a hospital. Good times really)
[x] You use the internet every day (surf net erryday. PS, the previous question, that one wasn't true lol. I got out of the sand in time)
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times (naw fuck that, staying here. Unless its for ponies. I'll do it for ponies)
[ ] You make your bed in the morning (Haha. HAHA, thats funny)
[x] You have filed a tax return (gotta love the IRS lol)
[x] You have used a pay phone (its hard to hit those numbers with hooves)
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd (its my studly PONY BEARD that does it for me. ORDER NOW!)
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store (nothing funny here, moving on)
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket (I bought a lottery ticket when I was freakin 5, boring lol)
[/] You still have and use a VCR (have, but don't use it. I'm a packrat [+1 for collecting stuff like these worthless points])
Total: AGE: 34.5 (I think [+0.5 for forgetfulness]) I'm 35, there lol

darkstud88
~darkstud88
I can't believe i missed this one!! Your journals are always so amusing