This just a random rant, and I had to look up the word to describe it. Snarking, is disgusting. This is the quickest way to my bad side. For those of you who don't know what snarking is, it's snide remarks, generally given because of insecurities.

Women seem to have created the fashion, but don't for one moment think guys aren't just as skilled at it. I have gotten use to the remarks over the years from other men, jealousy, insecurities, I am attractive and I have a decent life I understand where they come from.

But the snarking between women is beyond me sometimes. I have had the pleasure of enjoying quite a few different types of women, skinny, chubby, red headed, ethnic, tall, short, geeky, intelligent, dim, whatever. Every woman is beautiful in some way, every one satisfied me. Every one inspired lust and happiness in me, if even only for a time. You will not increase your standing with me by putting another down. Telling me her glasses are ugly, her ass looks flat, her apartment is small, she can't drive, she can't suck, her laugh is annoying, is not going to make me suddenly see how much better you are.

And guys, telling a girl well I wouldn't do x I would do x for you, while they are with someone, is pathetic. If you want a girl, whether she is with someone or not, don't push down someone else to build yourself up. Have confidence, have testicles. Say hey, you, I want you, and if you come with me, I'll ruin you for any other man. If they say no? Smile about it, who cares? It's better than spending 6 months trying to spit venom, spite, and hatred into their ear in an attempt to make them dump Johnny boy. It's up to them to decide whether or not the executive who baths is better than the guy with a gun tattoo and a dirt bike who doesn't, and if they can't make that choice? Go find someone else!

I readily call someone stupid if they are being stupid, if someone wants my true opinion I give it. But I know when to lie and say you know what, that is a beautiful color, or I know when someone doesn't need to be reminded someone is stupid...they tend to know it.

If you like your car, what does it matter that someone else doesn't? If you're boyfriend can't keep his hands off of you, what does it matter if Susan thinks you're not attractive? She's not sleeping with you. And if she is crying to you about how terrible her relationship is, and you are head over heels for her, if she turns you down. Tell her to cry to someone else, not how terrible Johnny is.

Don't snark, and don't feed snarkers. This concludes this public service announcement.