Waaa, whoever was providing unlocked wifi in my area, isn't any more. :( I gotta tell ya, it was very very nice being able to post my thoughts on a timely basis, as opposed to wading through 50 posts to see if someone else made the same comments. For once I was fully caught up with FA, and I even watched some episodes of MLP online just to see what all the fuss was about. I miss you, at-home internets!

Postcards

Anybody want to be sent a stupid postcard?

I've attacked my stationery boxes and unearthed a lot of outdated postage stamps & post cards (stopped counting at 35). So I've decided to get rid of both at the same time, & have a little fun while doing so.

If you'd like to get a postcard mailed to you:
-Send me ONE email, with POSTCARD in the title
-Include the address you'd like me to send the postcard to (for the sake of your own security I'd rather you not give me your address via FA).
-My email: rat.kwan@yahoo.com

I also found a whole mess of random stickers, so I'll probably put one on the postcard.

- FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE.
- I'll stop sending postcards when I either run out of postcards or run out of postage.
- Anyone sending a barrage of emails won't get a postcard.
- I can hand-deliver to local furries who show up at the same meets I go to, not a problem.
- I'll update this journal when I run out of postage/postcards.

FAQs:
-How many can I have?
Only one postcard per person.

-Can I request another one for my mate & one for my brother & one for my other mate & my dog and---
No. You can request ONE postcard, for whoever, but just one.

-What kind of postcards are these?
Mostly junk. From really bad Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, stupid humor, ads for comics stores, Ohio/Cincinnati, an Easter one, a Halloween one, other random stuffs. Nothing I'd consider offensive. There's a couple oversized donkey ones that have the word 'ass' on them, but I might send those to my mother.

-Can I have a better description?
No.

-May I request one specifically?
Sure, but there's no guarantee you'll get it. Request it in your ONE email that you provide an address in.
If the one you want isn't available, you'll get something else. Deal with it.

- What if I'm waiting & waiting & I haven't gotten a notification and I want my postcard?!
No notification = it hasn't been mailed. I'll update this journal if I run out of postcards and/or postage.
Send me an email asking why it hasn't mailed, or bugging me about it in any way, & you won't get one.

-Will you tell me which one I'm getting?
Dude, it's not a frickin' collectable. It's just a stupid postcard I would have otherwise thrown away, quit obsessing over something you're getting for free, k thx bai.

- Will you write something on it?
At the very least, I'll write the address you provide on it.
No promises on anything else.

-How many postcards are there?
Over 35. Probably 40-50.

- How much postage is there?
Don't know. Enough for at least 10 postcards.

- Why won't you give me precise details?
Because I don't deem these postcards worth spending much time on.
I also don't deem your need to know every little detail over a stupid free postcard give-away worth spending much time on, either.

-Then why are you typing up these FAQs?
I can't get to sleep, and I know how some furries get, & I'm pretty sure somebody's going to come up with even more questions than those I've thought of.

- If I think of a question that is related to this subject, and I make you laugh, do I get an extra sticker on my postcard?
Definitely.

- I'd like to donate postage so you can send postcards to more people.
That's very cool of you. Thank you. Drop me a line via FA or an email.

- How will I know you're sending me a postcard?
You'll be notified when your postcard is mailed.

- What kind of sticker will I get?
Shut up.

-Does this mean we're pen-pals & best buddies?
No.