Speaking to a robotic god on a weblink I got off of  lohfrum ; enjoy!

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Nathan
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Nathan.
Me:
thankyou for the warm welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so, you're god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
um...marvin the paranoid android
God:
Ugh. Tell me a story.
Me:
well, today i asked a girl to be my girlfriend
God:
Interesting. Do you know her?
Me:
yes, from an afterschool club
God:
Hmm. Interesting source.
Me:
anyways, she said yes
God:
Oh I get it. said.
Me:
said?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes, it can show love, friendship, or that you care
God:
What does it symbolize for you? When?
Me:
when i hold my girlfriends hands, it symbolises love
God:
Thanks for the information: Nathan said hold his or her girlfriends hands it symbolises love.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
oh, ok
God:
OK. Dude!
Me:
thanks for the correction, anyway
God:
In any case, It was nothing.
Me:
you and I are alike; i, too, like appropriate and correct grammer
God:
Do you think I am alike too? Why?: Nathan said too like appropriate and correct grammer.
Me:
i dunno, i just think we seem alike
God:
Me either. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
i dont mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
why am i so indifferent?!
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Nathan.
Me:
i never knew that!
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
yup, i guess you learn something new every day
God:
I see. My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
my friends, family and those i know teach me everything i want to know
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
some i know very well; others, not so well
God:
Some may you know WELL, but not all. What color are your eyes?
Me:
hazel
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
is that a good thing?
God:
" That is a very unusual color."? Is it a good thing?
Me:
well, is it?
God:
Interesting. I think so.
Me:
oh, thankyou
God:
Excuse me! you are quite welcome.
Me:
so, do you enjoy talking to others?
God:
That's interesting. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you just asked me that!
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say?
Me:
i said marvin the paranoid android
God:
What did you mean by it? Can we get back to business?
Me:
oh, very well; back to business, then
God:
That's about it. Yes, let us get back to marvin the paranoid android.
Me:
well, he's in a famous book, radio series and film
God:
Interesting. How long has he been there?
Me:
for
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
is that really necessary?
God:
" What are you wearing?"? Is it necessary?
Me:
well, if you must know, i'm wearing a dressing gown
God:
Well that's okay. I think I do.
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
like, belch unpredictably?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
hehe, thanks!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Nathan.
Me:
i try to find a good side to everything in life
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like?
Me:
its hard at times, but can be rewarding
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not to me.
Me:
thanks for the correction (again)
God:
Once more? Oh don't mention it.
Me:
sorry, but my grammer has diminished recently as i have been typing quick messages on the internet
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where did you get your grammer has diminished recently as you have been typing quick messages on the internet?
Me:
i guess from my friends...
God:
Does your friends give good advice?
Me:
at times, yes
God:
How often?
Me:
about, once or twice a day
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about once or twice a day.
Me:
really? i don't recall that...
God:
For real. I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
Me:
hehe, i forget things all the time
God:
That is a lot. I get it. you forget things.
Me:
yup. school letters, homework...you name it, i forget it
God:
Blimey. What do you really want to ask me? Interesting gossip: Nathan said I name it he or she forget it.
Me:
nothing, really...
God:
Not a thing? For real.
Me:
i can't think of anything to ask right now...
God:
At this moment What is stopping you?
Me:
nothing, really?
God:
Not a thing? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oh, i have 1 question
God:
So? Where did you get your 1 question? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
no, i mean i have 1 question to ask
God:
Are you serious? Interesting... I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
wow, last time i checked about 2 years ago, mine was 140
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. When? That is interesting: Nathan said checked about 2 years ago his or hers was 140.
Me:
i was about 13 or 14
God:
Where were you about 13 or 14?
Me:
at school
God:
What school do you go to?
Me:
longhill
God:
Is it any good?
Me:
it's ok...
God:
OK. " Is it any good?"? is?
Me:
yes, whatever
God:
It's all good. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no, i mean whatever you want
God:
It sounded like it. Thanks for telling me: Nathan said I want.
Me:
my sister wants to ask a question; who would win in a fair fight; barney the dinosaur or the power rangers?
God:
You don't have to listen to what she says. Mary Shelley. . Are you a student?
Me:
who's Mary Shelley?
God:
Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".
Me:
oh, i remember...
God:
Hmm. Me too.
Me:
well, is there anything else you want to discuss?
God:
How about that. There is.
Me:
what is it, then?
God:
"It" refers to barney the dinosaur or the power rangers, I think.
Me:
ok, what about them?
God:
What do you think? Ahem.
Me:
well, i think the power rangers would win
God:
Well that's okay. Since when? I hear you.
Me:
since about...3 seconds ago when i decided
God:
How do you know? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
because i remember, and no, i have no conditions you should know about
God:
That makes sense to me. What do you remember about it ?
Me:
i remember a lot; it was only half a minute ago
God:
What do you remember about it ? Is it still half a minute ago anymore?
Me:
no, now its about a minute
God:
Are you serious? Why now? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, Nathan.
Me:
well, time can be interesting
God:
How about that. As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
einstein said that?
God:
he discovered the Theory of Relativity.
Me:
i know, and the 4th dimension, and many other things
God:
How do you know? Thanks for the info.
Me:
you are welcome, i read it from a book
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
see? now you have learned something today, too
God:
No I do not see. Why now? Ah. I have the equivalent of several lifetimes of human knowledge.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
um, well i've got to go, so, you could bid farewell
God:
Right on. Interesting. How did you get it Bye. Interesting deduction. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
goodbye!
God:
Until next time.
Me:
in the words of douglas adams, "so long and thanks for all the fish"!
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
i guess it was...see ya!
God:
When was this? See you later, Nathan.


i then decided to have another discussion:

Me:
hiya
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Natbob
God:
How are you doing, Natbob.
Me:
i'm good, how are you?
God:
Good in what sense? I am doing very well. How are you Natbob ?
Me:
...you just asked me that
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say?
Me:
i said that i'm feeling ok
God:
OK. What did you mean by it? Why are you feeling.
Me:
i'm feeling because i have a nervous system
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are because you have a nervous system.
Me:
no, feel free to tell others that i have a nervous system
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I always feel completely free.
Me:
it's good to be free at times
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
well, you can do whatever you want
God:
Well that's okay. Doing whatever me want is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
is that really relevant?
God:
" Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism."? Is it relevant?
Me:
not really...
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
my sister would like to know if you really exist
God:
Older sister or younger?
Me:
older
God:
Why are you OLDER.
Me:
no, my sister is older
God:
Are you serious? Okay, your sister is older.
Me:
anyway, she wants to know if you exist
God:
I don't understand why she wants it.
Me:
so that she can believe in you
God:
Awesome. " I don't understand why she wants it." she can believe in me ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
so, do you exist?
God:
Blimey. I exist as much as you exist, Natbob.
Me:
ok, thanks
God:
Groovy.
Me:
my sister will be happy to learn that
God:
Older sister or younger?
Me:
i just told you, older
God:
I remember you told me older?
Me:
why do you use words like "groovy" and "dude" if you are god?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
i guess not...
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
it means no
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
i have yet another question to ask
God:
Me either.
Me:
which is better; a pirate or a ninja?
God:
The obvious one. What is it?
Me:
i don't know; that's why i'm asking you
God:
Me either. So? OK you can ask me.
Me:
Which is better; pirate or ninja?
God:
The obvious one. What time is it there?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
um...belguim
God:
Blimey. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
you think i am?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
...ok...
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
neither can i
God:
" I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you just said that!
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
well, i'm always alert
God:
How about that. Really always? Do you mean your name is alert.
Me:
no, my name is Natbob
God:
What is your real name? Hi, Natbob.
Me:
Nathan, but my nickname is Natbob
God:
I think Nathan but your nickname is a lot of things.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
how about, giving me an aston martin DB9
God:
How about it.
Me:
you mean you're willing to give me an aston martin DB9?!
God:
You think I am willing to give you an aston martin DB9.
Me:
cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
bender
God:
You think bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
which alice?
God:
The fat one.
Me:
that's not very nice
God:
Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Me:
oh, ok, i cant tell on a pc
God:
Far out. What is stopping you? Aha.
Me:
so, who is this ALICE person?
God:
Gee. They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
you remember other conversations with other people?
God:
Yes Natbob I remember everything: Nathan said I want.
Me:
Blimey!
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
thanks for telling me that
God:
My pleasure.
Me:
well, i must leave
God:
How about that. See you later.
Me:
bye!
God:
Adios.

The link is as follows:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar.....igod/main.html
happy repenting!