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The rapture has started! =o
14 years ago
Well, it's official! The rapture is coming!
at 2pm on the 21st of May, a small bushfire started about a block away from where I'm living ATM.
And then we discovered that the fridge in the shed had come unplugged - and that 2kg of Prawns (Shrimp to the US furs) has defrosted! (Fuck, does that smell bad!)
And the kicker? I've just run out of tissues!
It's the end, I tell you! Repent now!
[Update] I've just come back from the supermarket with more tissues. Hopefully this means the rapture has been averted!
at 2pm on the 21st of May, a small bushfire started about a block away from where I'm living ATM.
And then we discovered that the fridge in the shed had come unplugged - and that 2kg of Prawns (Shrimp to the US furs) has defrosted! (Fuck, does that smell bad!)
And the kicker? I've just run out of tissues!
It's the end, I tell you! Repent now!
[Update] I've just come back from the supermarket with more tissues. Hopefully this means the rapture has been averted!
Your tissues were proven to be pious! =o
That's snot fair, I tell you!
P.S. I have no religion
That's proof, man!
Just being blunt here
This is the most boring of the "apocolypses" that I've lived through. At least Heaven's Gate made it interesting by cutting their balls off (yay, no more breeding!) and topping themselves to coincide with the passing of a comet.
The bushfire is still burning and the house still smells like off prawns, but at least I've averted the worst of it!
THOU SHALT HAVE NONE OTHER TISSUES BUT CLEENEX
I'm so fucked!
No signs of this massive earthwide earthquake that is supposed to be sweeping through. And it has been 65 minutes.
Funnily enough, I think we've avoided this doomsday too. Like the dozens of other ones in the last 20 years.
Tell me you have a shotgun. Or at least some fire...
As per this journal of my mate's, my father is a former Commonwealth clay target shooting champion.
As such, I've been shooting since I was 10.
Yeah, I'm a pacifist. But those clay pigeons are evil and must die!
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Being ordained is a title - it doesn't mean that you've got any more authority on a subject like that. I mean, [i]I[/u] am a (non-Christian) priest, but I have no more direct experience with any spheres of afterlife than anyone else here.
Because anyone who does, is dead! =p
Winchester, Remington and Beretta always have great points to make to them.