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CO2 Shortage?! Bwahahaha
13 years ago
This is just too rich: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-01-.....ortage/3761750
So... 2 factories aren't producing CO2 (as byproducts!) and now Schweppes and other soft drink/soda/pop makers can't make their drinks because they can't get hold of enough...
Umm, we've just put in a new Carbon Tax because there's too much CO2 production?
We're producing CO2 as byproducts on a daily basis?
there's even fissures in teh earth, venting tonnes and tonnes of CO2.
Is the claim of a CO2 shortage laughingly ludicrous, or is it just me?
We don't need a carbon tax, fuck it, we'll sell it all to Schweppes!
silly schweppes.
Step 1) Tax CO2
Step 2) Sell it to Schweppes
Step 3) ULTRA-PROFIT!!!1!
Have them breath into tanks, and steal their co2 as they breathe it out.
Or is that the 'workaround' the site mentioned... OMG!!
With this carbon tax, they've effectively gotten their wish to "tax the air we breathe."
Which makes me wonder... If we plant trees, will that be tax evasion? =p (j/k)