would you sleep in a bed with multiple people

Would, and DID.

... didn't sleep very comfortably, though. One of them was one bastard of a snorer, another person kept rolling on me.

*Brings IT*

If a clown with a blender for an oral hole of the love love doughnut filling were to become androgynous, to the point of wearing the cutest skirt with the most badass suspenders that'd make Christopher Walken stop in his tracks, turn around and go "Whoa!", and decided to slide up beside you with one hand down your pants and the other inside your shoe and another fluffing your hair, then, I ask you, would you rather have mayonnaise or mustard on this tuna sandwich?

TRICK QUESTION!!

Nice try, but my daddy taught me good! He taught me from a very young age that "Son, if an androgynous clown offers you any kind of condiment or seasoning for your salads, sandwiches, or pizzas, he's not trying to be friendly... he just wants your soul. And let me tell you, it is a BITCH to get one of those back through the proper legal challenges. And you know how much daddy hates lawyers, so don't put him in that situation, 'kay, kiddo? I'm still paying off the legal bills for the last time I was in a court summons, and broke everybody's kneecaps with the judge's gavel. I swear, if he'd have imposed court-ordered AA meeting on me, too, I don't know WHAT I would be doing with my time right now! Now go get daddy another beer, then go check on your brother and make sure he hasn't fallen into the dryer, again. Good lad."

You crack me up, dude!

How do you two do it?

May I commission you for another kimahri comic ? =^_^=

Whhhhyyyyyyyy nooooooooooooooooot?? :3

Note me with some details as to what you'd like, and I'll get back to you on it. ;)

Are you on online again yet?!

Well, I'm here, ain't I?? :P

Assuming you're referring to messenger, you might, catch a glimpse of me tomorrow night, at least.

Be vigilant. Like rare Pokémon, I'm an elusive motherfucker, these days.

So in other words you're like Entei or Suicune then.

Whats wrong with me? XP

*prepares to be bombarded with a long list*

Your car is covered in these INCREDIBLY obnoxious bumper stickers, you're a bad drunk and are always bringing people over at all hours, you're ALWAYS on the phone, you told my kids there ain't no Santa Claus, you ran over my pet ferret and fed her corpse to my dog (who then got food poisoning), you don't flush the toilet, you never clean the fridge in the break room, you never follow through on those financial mergers, you're passive aggressive, you overanalyze things, you stink, you're fat, you're ugly, you're going to hell.

at least your kids know the truth now XP

You ever take or consider taking Martial Arts? If so, what sort of Dojo/Dojang/Kwoon did you (think about) joining?

As a matter o' fact, three months ago, I started taking some MMA (Mixed Martial arts) lessons. Sort of a combination of Brazillian Ju Jitsu and Muy Tai, with some wrestling thrown in. I go to this local gym in Montreal. I come home with bruises all over. Before that, I dabbled in Karate and Taikwando.

Cool!

Why are you so damn cute? :P

Because you're so drunk.

Wait, aren't you the drunk one most of the time?

I am, thought I make sure I take as many others as possible down that inebriated, wavy path with me.

You shall never get me :P Even if you offer to pay, I've had three long island iced teas, two porn stars and two beers...I didn't even feel tipsy...and I've never been drunk...or tipsy even...I am your ultimate nemesis.

*hugs and offers cookies*

Hmmm If you were going to travel... would you come to alaska?

Honestly, Alaska wouldn't be my first choice, but if I wouldn't turn it down if a trip there were offered to me. :3

perhaps if i could offer it i would. *grins ebilly*

Depends... does Brazil have any laws against polygamy?

If not, then I'm down.

How old are you?

Mid-to-late twenties.

I'm 17

Have you ever killed anyone? If so, where did you hid the body?

Never killed anyone, but if I did, it seems to be that an obvious place to hide it would be a graveyard. Noooothin' unusual about dragging around a dead body, there.

Thank you, now I know what to do with the dead hooker in... uh, I mean, look over there, a smiley face!

Or you could hide it with bricks and mortar like some of Edgar Allan Poe's characters.

Polygamy sounds fun. what kind of relationships are ideal to you?
AND
can I take another crack at drawing your character booteh? :3

:P Well, the most ideal thing, for me, in a relationship is mutually understanding and trusting one another. If you have that, then just about any kind of relationship, whether monogamous, open, or WIDE OPEN works.

Also, yes, you can take another crack at my crack. :P

xD crack at my crack. this time it wont turn out so utterly horible I promise! D; cause I won't be as sleep deprived xp

and I like they way you think o.^.o *Wriggle*~

Well said bro. :)

What would happen if your sexiness and mine ever collided in the same place? (And you know what I'm talking about.)

Well, you're not exactly being SUBTLE. xD

So, yeah...

Probably the most AMAZING, most INTENSE, most NAIL-BITINGEST game of Scrabble seen this side of Delaware!!!'

...

... oh, wait, that WASN'T what you were talking about?

Oh, well, then, I'd probably just BLEEP your BLEEP. :P

Well I can't exactly ask you other questions on this subject, considering you've already answered them all and where is the fun in subtlety, and I don't really have anything else on my mind I could ask you right now and STOP JUDGING ME!

Ahem. Um...well that actually sounds like a lot of fun, I love Scrabble. Would be even more fun if it was strip Scrabble.

And...Delaware?? O_O

Glad to hear my surmise was correct though.

Um okay here's a question. We got to see an unusual side of Bioxz when Northfire did him as a macro...when might we get to see evidence of Bioxz's little secret which you and I share? *hopes that isn't too subtle*

Five chickens have special seats for the opening of "Spider-man- Turn on the Damn Light" on Broadway. Two of the chickens snuck in a bucket of popcorn, which is strictly prohibited by the theater. Just as the lights are dimming for the rising of the curtain, a gnu seated behind the chickens summons an usher because she's allergic to popcorn. Caught with their feathers in the bucket, one of the chickens pulls out a knife and kills the gnu! Just as the usher screams in a pitch that could shatter glass, Spider-man's guidewire snaps and he lands in the orchestra pit, somewhat inside the tuba. In a panic, the chickens attempt to fly from the theater but realize too late that chickens are lousy at flying. Was I supposed to be asking something?

Yes you were.

Mission accomplished!

Oh, and

Keep being you.

What is your most embarrassing moment? Both online and off.

Most embarrassing moment? Hrrrnnn... offline, there are almost too many to chose from, (which is, in and of itself embarrassing) but what comes most immediately to mind is that time I was thirteen, at the beach, with no towel conveniently close by, too many scantily clad bodies at the beach, and not enough bathing suit to hide my boner. :P Made worse by the fact that this was a school field trip, and pretty well everyone I knew was there. xD

Most embarrassing online? I refer you to: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3521512/

...wow. Remind your friends to carry a video camera around when they hang out with you oh Jesus, the second one isn't all that bad. At least they know you a little bit better now xD

ROTFL!!

Oh man, that is so totally embarrassing indeed...your poor thirteen-year-old self. *hugs*

And I recall that online one. Even funnier than the first time I saw it.

I have a good one:

which you rather hang out with?

10ft Mega sumo wrestler red dragon: Garr Clawfire (after the sumo match)

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5784891

or

with 10'6 Tall Siberian(White) Tiger Librarian: Tyger Clawfire at his library

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2200695/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2184400/

*flips a coin*

Looks like the Sumo gets the pleasure of my company.

Garr: *he grins* Oh boy!!

I got another question. You want to draw a Kimahri picture for me?

*Headesks as he remembers that he still owes you one.*

I got another question! Can I call you?

Eh... my phone number isn't something I give out whilly nilly, and especially with people I only know online. :/

Nothing personal, but that's a boundary thing, so no.

awww okay

Length or girth? Spit or swallow?

What, I have to choose? xD

Aaaahhh... length, I guess, though I'll hardly say no to the other category.

Also, I swallow, and you'd better, too. I hate jumping into bed, only to feel an old, wet cold stain. >:I

You might have not killed anyone (or so you say) but if you had a one-free-kill-with-no-consequences-afterwards-except-maybe-that-your-conscience-will-bug-you-for-a-while-just-like-remembering-that-you-forgot-something-important-but-can't-really-remember-what-exactly-card who would be that someone?

Well, they got Osama bin Laden last month, so, hrrrrrmmmm...

I'm in a pissy mood, so let's say that cunt who cut me off on the metro this morning. (Yeah, she totally deserves DEATH for that one.)

How would you kill her?

When are you going to update "Scent Of A Mate"?