Fury filled Pokemon rant!!!!!!!!!
14 years ago
General
Ok, I love Pokemon and I can put up with alot of the bullshit it brings:
-Never changing gameplay
-unbearable sound effects
-The now god awful TV show
-Shitty console games
But there are two things that make me want to burn down Gamefreak and piss on its ashes:
-Joey in Heartgold
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS CUNT HAS MADE ME HATE RATTATA MORE THAN EVER, CALL AFTER CALL AFTER MOTHERFUCKING CALL
"Hi! Its me Joey!
My Rattata is the top percentage of all rattata!
Well, gotta go show some other people how
great my Rattata is!
See ya!"
This sentence......THIS SENTENCE IS NOW HARD PRESSED INTO MY MIND, I SEE IT EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear I just wish I can go into the game and skin his fucking rat but he'd probebly keep calling saying he misses his best ever rodent.
FUCK YOU JOEY AND FUCK YOU WHOEVER PROGRAMMED HIM.
And my second bullshit I can't put up with is this:
-NO AUTO SAVE
I cannot for the life of me think of a good reason why this hasn't been put in the newer games, let me tell you a little story (warning; may contain strong language)
'I save before I fight the 2nd gym, win and go after team plasma, do all the shit and return the skull. I go off and level my team several levels (couple of hours spent, give or take) I need to take a shower so I shut my DS, when I return I go back to my game but I accidently shut the DS off........all that leveling......battle after battle after battle.....hours wasted.....gone.'
Now you could argue that its my own mistake but its an easy mistake to make with so many times the DS being off when its shut and spending a while away can make you forget its still on now imagine that if this game had auto save it would lessen the blow massively.
I'm just pissed off that Gamefreak have given all this extra features for online (which I don't even use) but still rely on the basic save system.
/rant over
-Never changing gameplay
-unbearable sound effects
-The now god awful TV show
-Shitty console games
But there are two things that make me want to burn down Gamefreak and piss on its ashes:
-Joey in Heartgold
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS CUNT HAS MADE ME HATE RATTATA MORE THAN EVER, CALL AFTER CALL AFTER MOTHERFUCKING CALL
"Hi! Its me Joey!
My Rattata is the top percentage of all rattata!
Well, gotta go show some other people how
great my Rattata is!
See ya!"
This sentence......THIS SENTENCE IS NOW HARD PRESSED INTO MY MIND, I SEE IT EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear I just wish I can go into the game and skin his fucking rat but he'd probebly keep calling saying he misses his best ever rodent.
FUCK YOU JOEY AND FUCK YOU WHOEVER PROGRAMMED HIM.
And my second bullshit I can't put up with is this:
-NO AUTO SAVE
I cannot for the life of me think of a good reason why this hasn't been put in the newer games, let me tell you a little story (warning; may contain strong language)
'I save before I fight the 2nd gym, win and go after team plasma, do all the shit and return the skull. I go off and level my team several levels (couple of hours spent, give or take) I need to take a shower so I shut my DS, when I return I go back to my game but I accidently shut the DS off........all that leveling......battle after battle after battle.....hours wasted.....gone.'
Now you could argue that its my own mistake but its an easy mistake to make with so many times the DS being off when its shut and spending a while away can make you forget its still on now imagine that if this game had auto save it would lessen the blow massively.
I'm just pissed off that Gamefreak have given all this extra features for online (which I don't even use) but still rely on the basic save system.
/rant over
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darkduck64
svetkaabdurakhmanova
angel_lumen
betelgeize
Well, there IS Pokemon Rumble :U
"FUCK YOU JOEY AND FUCK YOU WHOEVER PROGRAMMED HIM"
EVEN WHEN HIS POKEMON EVOLVES, HE KEEPS SAYING IT'S A RATTATA. GOD DAMN YOU, TROLLS AT GAMEFREAK
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'I save before I fight the 2nd gym, win and go after team plasma, do all the shit and return the skull. I go off and level my team several levels (couple of hours spent, give or take) I need to take a shower so I shut my DS, when I return I go back to my game but I accidently shut the DS off........all that leveling......battle after battle after battle.....hours wasted.....gone.'"
I can relate~ *Memories of killing Crasher's pokemon in Platinum, than accidentally forgets to save*
True but thats just a spin off, I'm talking about the main games.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT TO THE POKEMON MUSICAL
And I like some of the new things but yeah with all the remakes with pokemon following you and stuff why couldn't we fucking have it >C
And I weep for your lost data. ALWAYS SAVE. ALWAYS.
But yeah Joey needs to stfu about his Rattata.
Also I'm kinda glad there is no auto-save -- sometimes I make mistakes and need to re-set. D;
For the auto-save, I think it could be done right; auto saves after a gym battle, when you enter a new town?
I know it could be infuriationg if it auto-saved right before an impossible boss but if done right it could work.
I guess it could -- I've played many games with an auto-save feature and never had a problem.
Maybe it could be an option, now that I think about it -- some games allow you to chose auto or manual saving.
That would work for both of us! x3