Y'know you're bored when you put this much effort into being a smart ass on IM:

Ceeb: you know
Ceeb: if he comes to MFF, I fully expect you to be incredibly sweet and well-mannered when he's around
Me: Now, I've talked to my CFO, and he says for me to go against my nature for the sake of being nice to you're guy while I'm around is going to increase the normal amount of harassment I give you at a con by at least 56%. But, we are willing to reduce your interest rate on all outstanding abuse debts from 10% down to 8.45%
Ceeb: ...
Ceeb: fag
Ceeb: seriously
Ceeb: I hate you
Ceeb: I hope you develop a testicular lump
Me: :3


I'm sure  ceeb is enjoying those stress induced ulcers I cause him right about now. >:3