• Where are you staying? The Westin Hotel

• What day are you getting there? That Wednesday

• Who will you be rooming with? + Possibly another friend of ours.

• What is your gender? Male.

• How old are you? Totally old enough to drink.

• Can I talk to you? Yup. That's the point of the whole thing, right?

• Can I touch you? Sure, but only if you get an invincibility-star power up first.

• Are you friendly? My friendliness is positively correlated to my blood alcohol content.

• Can I hang out with you? Yeah. I'm always trying to meet interesting and intelligent people.

• Are you taken? Nope. Not really looking for anyone either.

• Do you do free art? I'm not really an artist... I do motherfucking science and shit.

• Will you take commissions? See above.

• How can I find you? I'll be that vaguely androgynous looking ginger with glasses, black polo shirt and undeserved air of intellectual superiority.

• Can I buy you drinks? Fucks-to-da-yea.

• Can I buy you food? I don't see why not...

• Can I give you money? Would anyone really say no to this? I will. Just to be different. Take that society. I'm not a part of your system.

It'll be my first time at any major con, much less a furry con. I hope to have a good time and meet a lot of cool people.

See yah, there.