First time I've ever felt the need to give a spammer credit for genuine creativity. Everyone knows there's a million fly-by-night companies advertizing "penile enhancement" products (how many of said companies actually sell products rather than just send viruses to whoever's visiting their sites, I'll never know), but this one actually waxes poetic:

That's great you've met a girl that's hot
You wanna plough her tasteful twat.
She's so attractive, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to make it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will slam her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this magic pill
And change your life at your own will!

I was inspired to step into the persona of my character Summer Kruse for a moment and write some verse of my own in reply (and yes, I really DID put this in their site's feedback form!):

I opened up my mail today
To find a ton of spam. (Hooray.)
The products that their ads did tout
Would make (they say) my wang stand out. (Ha ha, wordplay.)
I rather doubt these claims they make,
And wonder if there's some mistake:
Their tries to lure me might abort
When told I'm of the female sort!

But unlike every other time,
One ad, it seems, was writ in rhyme!
I don't know when I've laughed so hard,
Or seen spam writ by such a bard.
And so I simply had to write
And tell you how I felt tonight
To hear the way you tried to stick
In me your claims of "MegaDik."

:D

Lulz,
Summer Kruse