It's time for one of you lucky male furs to pony up the low, low price of a full MFF trip in order to spend a marvelous weekend with yours truly. It will be a full service weekend of course. I'll be performing bedroom acrobatics previously only performed by foxes and some of the more limber otters.

I'll be doing it all! Bondage? Sure. I'll even bring enough rope to tie up the entire British Navy. Threesomes/foursomes? Of course...but why stop there when we could have 250 (or more!) people joining in? Vore? Um...I might have to draw the line there. Obscure fetishes? They'll have to be judged on a case by case basis. I mean, I don't exactly want to wear black face while you stuff live bees up my ass with acid jazz records playing backwards at 188rpm...

Of course, I'll also be going along for more noble things as well. Cuddles, hugs, someone to hang out with, and more will also come along with this already killer offer. Using my big, fuzzy tummy as a pillow alone is worth at least $200.

And of course this all comes with a guarantee. If you don't pass out from sexual exhaustion at least once during the con, I'll stay your little sex slave for a whole year.

(Heh, this is all a big joke, of course.)