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Tapestries; a jabber journey.
14 years ago
Right! so I'mma do things for fun by way of explaining my first moments of going into tapestries, because it amuses me to.
day 1: Get ragz to help me figure out why the fuck I couldn't get into taps. original problem with the host name/ip somehow solved itself, now fucking with the "gender,race, description" requirements before i'm able to enter. fought with it for 15 minutes. Ragz got me to share screen with him to see what i'm doing wrong, but proved fruitless. Turns out I don't pay attention and all I had to do was type "furry" to enter. DEEERRRRRPP!
Access: so i'm brought into an area called the plaza or something, where I begin having fun with the people around, being hyper and jumping on the backs of robots(there were plenty) for a laugh and other goofy assortments, not attacking people, not badmouthing them. just being hyper. Quickly a friend of ragz appears, a mai something. she seems alright, makes some jokes I can play off of. Soon another person rears their head, Sarah something or other for a name; self styled grammar nazi, and rather self important popufur type. apparently I annoyed the piss out of her by not responding right to her barbs and needling insults. This makes me assume she's a herm, I didn't get time to verify this, but they usually act as such. jabbers successfully wards said popufur off by being upbeat and laughing at things,she leaves.
Soon I establish myself as a massive goofball and violence is offered towards myself which I play along with now and then as to not feel like god moding, and another friend is introduced, a rax person who I take to harassing the whole time because i was invited to by ragz and others. He seems fun if not confused, but I could play off them. soon after I get those sad little furries who cant' stand me and my ways telling others how to mute me and stuff. boooorrriiiiing. Disapproving of these people(well..technically only one person.) I decide i'm bored of it and hop off as I don't know anyone left for a fallback to chat with.
things learned on this venture; Furries are scared of anyone who's not quiet, socially retarded/subdued and horny.
More to come at later dates.
day 1: Get ragz to help me figure out why the fuck I couldn't get into taps. original problem with the host name/ip somehow solved itself, now fucking with the "gender,race, description" requirements before i'm able to enter. fought with it for 15 minutes. Ragz got me to share screen with him to see what i'm doing wrong, but proved fruitless. Turns out I don't pay attention and all I had to do was type "furry" to enter. DEEERRRRRPP!
Access: so i'm brought into an area called the plaza or something, where I begin having fun with the people around, being hyper and jumping on the backs of robots(there were plenty) for a laugh and other goofy assortments, not attacking people, not badmouthing them. just being hyper. Quickly a friend of ragz appears, a mai something. she seems alright, makes some jokes I can play off of. Soon another person rears their head, Sarah something or other for a name; self styled grammar nazi, and rather self important popufur type. apparently I annoyed the piss out of her by not responding right to her barbs and needling insults. This makes me assume she's a herm, I didn't get time to verify this, but they usually act as such. jabbers successfully wards said popufur off by being upbeat and laughing at things,she leaves.
Soon I establish myself as a massive goofball and violence is offered towards myself which I play along with now and then as to not feel like god moding, and another friend is introduced, a rax person who I take to harassing the whole time because i was invited to by ragz and others. He seems fun if not confused, but I could play off them. soon after I get those sad little furries who cant' stand me and my ways telling others how to mute me and stuff. boooorrriiiiing. Disapproving of these people(well..technically only one person.) I decide i'm bored of it and hop off as I don't know anyone left for a fallback to chat with.
things learned on this venture; Furries are scared of anyone who's not quiet, socially retarded/subdued and horny.
More to come at later dates.
I'm suddenly tempted to go there and see what kind of ruckus I can cause.
Tapestries has weird mood swings, I've seen just some absolutely bizarro stuff being said/done in the plaza. Some people are waaay too uptight for their own good, too.
I've known this little factoid since probably around 2006, and that's why it's fun to be so atypical of what furries usually are.
Also, self-important furs don't appreciate their attempts at getting attention, or rallying hate toward someone they dislike, going unheard. They want to instantly be in the spotlight as soon as they make a peep, and get others to ostracize someone on a whim. This is mostly to do with their enormous fanbase coming from art, or their character fucking everything with an available orifice, which therein makes their "popularity" actually just them being the conductor to the Slut-Train.
All aboard for herpes. Choooo, choooooooo.
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