Chapter 1.My Journey Begins.
14 years ago
My adventure began when I was sleeping.I was falling in water,but I could breathe.I landed on a platform.Then birds flew away.I looked down,it had pictures of my family and friends.I walked around.Then 3 bright lights appeared.When they disappeared,a sword,a shield,and,a wand.
A voice spoke."Choose your path."The voice told me.I walked toward the sword.
"The path of the warrior,do you choose this path?"The voice asked me.I took the sword."Finally,choose the path you want to reject."The voice said.I walked toward the wand."Do you want to reject this path?"The voice asked me.I threw the wand."Now,that your path has been chosen,your adventure begins."The voice said.
A light swallowed me.I woke up.The next day I was in my room looking out my window."Hmm,looks like it's gonna be a great day."I told myself.I walked outside.
I went to the woods.As soon as I arrived,I saw a boy,a human boy.I walked over to him."Hey,i'm Sora."The boy told me."The name's Blake the Hedgehog."I replied.
This is the definitive Sonic the Hedgehog / Kingdom Hearts fanfic, bitches. You ain't never seen anything like this.
found on sonicfanchara.wikia.com.
It's entitled Sonic Hearts, and can be found here.
Have you ever read or heard of My Immortal? The Twilight/weeaboo self-insert fanfic that everyone legitimately hates? This is pretty much on that level. Minus any spacing between sentences whatsoever.
And I'm going to read it aloud. To the end, or however much of it I can tolerate. Maybe in one sitting, or maybe I'll split it up. I'll also try to hold back my laughter, and read the parts in character.
Hoo boy.
(Note:This is what really happened with Blake when he got his Keyblade.And,the story is told in Blake's POV.The theme song for the first 14 chapters is:Simple and Clean.The theme song for the other chapters is:My Sanctuary.)
A voice spoke."Choose your path."The voice told me.I walked toward the sword.
"The path of the warrior,do you choose this path?"The voice asked me.I took the sword."Finally,choose the path you want to reject."The voice said.I walked toward the wand."Do you want to reject this path?"The voice asked me.I threw the wand."Now,that your path has been chosen,your adventure begins."The voice said.
A light swallowed me.I woke up.The next day I was in my room looking out my window."Hmm,looks like it's gonna be a great day."I told myself.I walked outside.
I went to the woods.As soon as I arrived,I saw a boy,a human boy.I walked over to him."Hey,i'm Sora."The boy told me."The name's Blake the Hedgehog."I replied.
This is the definitive Sonic the Hedgehog / Kingdom Hearts fanfic, bitches. You ain't never seen anything like this.
found on sonicfanchara.wikia.com.
It's entitled Sonic Hearts, and can be found here.
Have you ever read or heard of My Immortal? The Twilight/weeaboo self-insert fanfic that everyone legitimately hates? This is pretty much on that level. Minus any spacing between sentences whatsoever.
And I'm going to read it aloud. To the end, or however much of it I can tolerate. Maybe in one sitting, or maybe I'll split it up. I'll also try to hold back my laughter, and read the parts in character.
Hoo boy.
(Note:This is what really happened with Blake when he got his Keyblade.And,the story is told in Blake's POV.The theme song for the first 14 chapters is:Simple and Clean.The theme song for the other chapters is:My Sanctuary.)
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Also that is terrible and hilarious. XD;
:D
OH MY GOD
THIS IS AMAZING
I only wish mine would be able to compare.