Best Quote:

"I'm Different. "

:'C
why must i remember this
D':

poor turrent!!!!
>.<

hehe, aw... no lemon rant?

would have but due to dsi-ing i have to write the frigging thing so sadly no

I see! ^^

heh so how u been

not bad. going on a trip tomorrow, so I'll be gone until sometime sunday. You?

not much happening...so guess ill be playing games and posting art

hehe, I see... have fun! ^^

-Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long.
-Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.
-89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
-The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.
-Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.
-The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
-Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
-Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.
-In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.
-Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.
-Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.
-Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
-If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

~Fact core~


-Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice tha lab-boys gave me: [paper rustling] do not get covered in the repulsion gel!
-Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news: bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
-Hey, listen up down there! That thing's called an elevator - not a bathroom.

and our favorite

-Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

~Cave Johnson, we're done here

so much fun ^w^

what is this

as the title says

oh know i know it it's that bit where i wanted to save the Turrent and kill Wittely