Here I am making a journal about Anthrocon
14 years ago
Where will you be?
iono. I've never done AC before, so it's hard to say, but I'll probably be spending some time in the games room playing Rockband, and running about the artists alley or what have you.
How long will you be there?
Sometime Friday to sometime Sunday. Travel plans are slightly loosey goosey at the moment.
Where are you staying?
Dat Doubletree
Who will you be with?
olympiaxylaige
its_a_trap
floebean
alteq
tangywolf
muffinpaws
snackshark
huntersblade2000 and PROBABLY OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL. WILL YOU BE ONE?
Do you fursuit?
Nope
Parties?
Most likely I will be down for partyin'.
Do you do commissions?
If you will pay me to draw things, I suppose I cannot refuse.
How can I keep track of you?
Sneak a tracking device in my food.
What is your gender?
Got a penis.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Sho am. By this crazy lady:
olympiaxylaige Also no, not looking for a "mate" (The quotation marks are like tongs for handling that word)
Can I touch you?
Only on the genitals
Can I touch your friends?
Only with my genitals
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Sure, I drink and smoke on occasion, so I am down.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
I hate food, fun, AND etc., so good luck there.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If I find our lovemaking satisfactory.
Can I talk to you?
Yes, I do enjoy a good exchange of sentences.
Can I give you stuff?
STD joke STD joke
iono. I've never done AC before, so it's hard to say, but I'll probably be spending some time in the games room playing Rockband, and running about the artists alley or what have you.
How long will you be there?
Sometime Friday to sometime Sunday. Travel plans are slightly loosey goosey at the moment.
Where are you staying?
Dat Doubletree
Who will you be with?
olympiaxylaige
its_a_trap
floebean
alteq
tangywolf
muffinpaws
snackshark
huntersblade2000 and PROBABLY OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL. WILL YOU BE ONE?Do you fursuit?
Nope
Parties?
Most likely I will be down for partyin'.
Do you do commissions?
If you will pay me to draw things, I suppose I cannot refuse.
How can I keep track of you?
Sneak a tracking device in my food.
What is your gender?
Got a penis.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Sho am. By this crazy lady:
olympiaxylaige Also no, not looking for a "mate" (The quotation marks are like tongs for handling that word)Can I touch you?
Only on the genitals
Can I touch your friends?
Only with my genitals
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Sure, I drink and smoke on occasion, so I am down.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
I hate food, fun, AND etc., so good luck there.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If I find our lovemaking satisfactory.
Can I talk to you?
Yes, I do enjoy a good exchange of sentences.
Can I give you stuff?
STD joke STD joke
tangywolf
~tangywolf
i'm not even going to do this because i know i can't make mine better than yours.
EcstaticForSure
~ecstaticforsure
OP
But how will people know where they can and cannot touch you? I'm working on a handy diagram.
tangywolf
~tangywolf
i'm just going to wear a shirt that says "DON'T EVER TOUCH ME"
EcstaticForSure
~ecstaticforsure
OP
Oh god, make this shirt now.
tangywolf
~tangywolf
if only i were trained in the noble art of screenprinting.
EcstaticForSure
~ecstaticforsure
OP
You'll have to find a shirtsmith somewhere. Also, you could make a killing selling these shirts to congoers.
tangywolf
~tangywolf
ahahaha, that is very true...
tangywolf
~tangywolf
wow, the "..." was unintentional. either i'm beginning to show signs of parkinson's disease or my wireless keyboard flipped out.
EcstaticForSure
~ecstaticforsure
OP
I thought that was for dramatic effect. As if you were hatching a devious shirt plot.
tangywolf
~tangywolf
maybe i am, and that second comment was my cover up...
EcstaticForSure
~ecstaticforsure
OP
I always use Parkinson's as a cover-up.
tangywolf
~tangywolf
how gauche.
EcstaticForSure
~ecstaticforsure
OP
Upon googling, you're probably right.
delSol
~delsol
Looks like everyones going to skip the handshake when meeting you
EcstaticForSure
~ecstaticforsure
OP
I'm more of a straight to the molestation guy anyway.
Mizuhiro_Neko
~mizuhironeko
See you there!
Mahewa
~mahewa
Well, whaddya know....I hate etc. too! I'm not alone in this world.
EcstaticForSure
~ecstaticforsure
OP
FINALLY, someone who understands.
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