Jag's Hard Lemonade!!!!

10% Alcohol, 30% lemon, 60 % FOY.... Guaranteed to give you the boundless energy of youth.

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Side-affects may include but are not limited to

-momentary haze in vision/thought upon consumption
-sudden regression to the age of a 3 year old cub
-uncontrollable letter "slurs"
-sudden and abrupt need to wear diapers
-sudden and very abrupt need to FILL said diapers

These side effects happened in 60% of participants... more information will be given as soon as the other participants finish growing up

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please read restrictions upon servings... this is a 3 serving bottle

-1 serving = youthful energy for a day
-2 servings = youthfal energy for a month
-3 servings = youthful energy for no less, than a period of 1 year



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