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I am Not a Vesseled Vegetable!
14 years ago
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Kyoo no tema wa kore desu....
...Nor am I a pickled plum.
What are you not?
Come up with either something that tickles my fancy, or accurately tell me what I'm referencing, and I might do something like this or this featuring your fursona.
You don't have to Watch me, nor do you have to make a journal about it. I do this crap for fun, not to inflate my ego through false numbers.
The usual disclaimer:
Free arts are free arts, they are not commissions.
*IF* I decide to use your fursona, it is likely that it won't get done for weeks/months/a year.
Pester me about & I won't use your fursona.
What are you not?
Come up with either something that tickles my fancy, or accurately tell me what I'm referencing, and I might do something like this or this featuring your fursona.
You don't have to Watch me, nor do you have to make a journal about it. I do this crap for fun, not to inflate my ego through false numbers.
The usual disclaimer:
Free arts are free arts, they are not commissions.
*IF* I decide to use your fursona, it is likely that it won't get done for weeks/months/a year.
Pester me about & I won't use your fursona.
But I wouldn't have bled once a month in that case.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah etc.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5841317
I'm not a trash compactor! Or maybe I am...
Though I am a Heinlein fan...
Also I know what you mean about the whole it's not a commission thing XD
Yet I do have alot of pets named Eric
The thing about the one I posted is that I was only a handshakes away from the creation of it. A friend of mine helped out, his professor was the guy doing most of the lines.
Nor am I a pickled Plum
I'm neither a shredded squash,
Or a juicy salted melon.
I am not a lot of things,
that you may seem to like.
But you should still give me a try,
maybe just a bite.
For I don't look like a candied apple,
Or a delicious chocolate truffle.
Not as flashy as coco puffs,
or as lovely as creamed pears.
I am not a lot of things,
that you may seem to like.
But please just give me a chance,
maybe just a bite.
( Ono whoops, kind of got out of hand there)
You don't often see a comment in rhyme.
It takes some doing to put things in prose,
And not many of us are so inclined.
I see a repeating motif of getting bitten~
It's not very hard to follow.
Is it a vore or vampiric message you're giving?
And if so -- why just bite, and no swallow?
This should end, I know it should;
But why stop when it Pheals so Gud?
this strange awkward poem,
with the bitten and biting,
is less literal you know.
It could be quite sexual,
when talk'n about taste,
but I hope this theme ends,
quite shortly post haste.
I'm extatic from results,
of your opninion thus forth,
So let me end with a thank you,
Madam Kwan and her cohorts.
...but maybe I should be!