FA+
Shop
You Might be a Furry....
18 years ago
You know, there are those out there who really don't know if they are a furry. You tell them and they turn around and say, "I'm not one of those freaks!" Well, I came up with a simple test to see if you are a furry or not. For Example:
If your car has three or more bumper stickers on it that feature the same animal...You might be a furry.
If you've ever shown up for jury duty in ears and tail...you might be a furry.
If you've ever taken a plushie to a job interview...You might be a furry.
If you look through your wardrobe, and every shirt has a picture of an animal on it...You might be a furry.
If you have a collection of Animal figurines, and have named each one...You might be a furry.
If you consider Dogs playing Poker a piece of classical art...You might be a furry.
If you are over 8 and still sleep with a Plushie...You might be a furry.
If someone tells you to wear a suit to a party, and your first thought is, "Hmmm, should I brush it out first?"...You might be a furry.
If you have ever used the word yiff in casual conversation...you might be a furry.
If you have been forced to live on ramen noodles because you are savign up to pay for a commission...You might be a furry.
If Faux Fur, Hot Glue and Foam Padding are considered a business expense...You might be a furry.
If you plan your Annual vacation time at work around Anthrocon, Further Confusion, or Midwest Fur Fest...You might be a furry
If you have ever been stopped by airport security, because you had your ears and tail in your luggage...You might be a furry.
If your child asks you if they can play with your plushies...You might be a furry.
If you can Quote the Secret of NIMH word for word...You might be a furry.
If you ever thought Bugs Bunny in drag was cute...You might be a furry.
If you own an animal puppet, and have it talk for you rather than talk yourself...You might be a furry.
If your washing machine has a hair trap...You might be a furry.
If any of these things hit too close to home and it made you angry...You might be a furry.
And finally, if you can think of any other things I haven't yet and want to post them in the comments to this post...You might be a really awesome furry.
If your car has three or more bumper stickers on it that feature the same animal...You might be a furry.
If you've ever shown up for jury duty in ears and tail...you might be a furry.
If you've ever taken a plushie to a job interview...You might be a furry.
If you look through your wardrobe, and every shirt has a picture of an animal on it...You might be a furry.
If you have a collection of Animal figurines, and have named each one...You might be a furry.
If you consider Dogs playing Poker a piece of classical art...You might be a furry.
If you are over 8 and still sleep with a Plushie...You might be a furry.
If someone tells you to wear a suit to a party, and your first thought is, "Hmmm, should I brush it out first?"...You might be a furry.
If you have ever used the word yiff in casual conversation...you might be a furry.
If you have been forced to live on ramen noodles because you are savign up to pay for a commission...You might be a furry.
If Faux Fur, Hot Glue and Foam Padding are considered a business expense...You might be a furry.
If you plan your Annual vacation time at work around Anthrocon, Further Confusion, or Midwest Fur Fest...You might be a furry
If you have ever been stopped by airport security, because you had your ears and tail in your luggage...You might be a furry.
If your child asks you if they can play with your plushies...You might be a furry.
If you can Quote the Secret of NIMH word for word...You might be a furry.
If you ever thought Bugs Bunny in drag was cute...You might be a furry.
If you own an animal puppet, and have it talk for you rather than talk yourself...You might be a furry.
If your washing machine has a hair trap...You might be a furry.
If any of these things hit too close to home and it made you angry...You might be a furry.
And finally, if you can think of any other things I haven't yet and want to post them in the comments to this post...You might be a really awesome furry.
