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So which of you freaks am I gonna see at AC?
14 years ago
Well, ladies and germs, this is gonna be my very first trip down to Pittsburg for the fabled and coveted freakshow that is widely know in these circles as "Anthrocon." Gonna be my first major furry con. I've been in the furry fandom for almost four years now, and and I've gotten to know a lot of folks online here on FA, but I'm curious as to whom, amongst you, I might run into face-to-face while I'm down there. Just so I'll know to either look out for you, or to go "Oh, shit, LOOK OUT, it's [you]!!!" *ducks*
And I guess since everyone does one of these AC memes, I may as well, AS WELL. :P
Where will you be?
Being my first con, I'm probably going to be everywhere at least one, all wide-eyed an' curious, annoying everyone with "Ooh, what's that? Who's that? What's this for? What do they do over here? Who was that? Where did that guy in the bloody fursuit go running off to? Doesn't that guy over there need that internal organ to live?"
Where are you staying?
The West Inn. :3 The West-iest of inns!
EDIT: My bad... I'm actually gonna be at the Omni. The, uh... Omni-est of the... oh, forget it. :P
Who will you be with?
Mostly with
Mapdark, who's more of a con veteran and will likely be showing me the ropes of where to go, where NOT to go, and what NOT to step in.
Do you do free art?
Only if I like you, or if I've wronged you.
Do you do trades?
If I ain't too busy, then sure!
Do you do commissions?
I COULD, but being as how most of my drawing equipment is digital, and that stuff is staying back at my apartment here in Montreal, don't expect more than a sketch.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Napes
Do you do badges?
Double napes.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Napes squared.
What is your gender?
That one that has those gross, hairy dangly bits between their legs.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'm offically shacked up. I AM open to a little fun on the side, but... chances are that I don't know you remotely well enough to want do that with you. (And the people whom I AM comfortable enough with already know it) So, bottom line, don't expect anything from me.
Can I touch you?
We can start with a handshake, and then go from there.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
If I'm not otherwise committed for the day, and you're not lame, then sure! :3
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Same rules apply.
Can I talk to you?
So long as you address me by my proper title, "Your Royal Awesomeness."
Can I give you stuff?
Assuming it won't incriminate me, then suuuuuure!
And I guess since everyone does one of these AC memes, I may as well, AS WELL. :P
Where will you be?
Being my first con, I'm probably going to be everywhere at least one, all wide-eyed an' curious, annoying everyone with "Ooh, what's that? Who's that? What's this for? What do they do over here? Who was that? Where did that guy in the bloody fursuit go running off to? Doesn't that guy over there need that internal organ to live?"
Where are you staying?
The West Inn. :3 The West-iest of inns!
EDIT: My bad... I'm actually gonna be at the Omni. The, uh... Omni-est of the... oh, forget it. :P
Who will you be with?
Mostly with
Mapdark, who's more of a con veteran and will likely be showing me the ropes of where to go, where NOT to go, and what NOT to step in.Do you do free art?
Only if I like you, or if I've wronged you.
Do you do trades?
If I ain't too busy, then sure!
Do you do commissions?
I COULD, but being as how most of my drawing equipment is digital, and that stuff is staying back at my apartment here in Montreal, don't expect more than a sketch.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Napes
Do you do badges?
Double napes.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Napes squared.
What is your gender?
That one that has those gross, hairy dangly bits between their legs.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'm offically shacked up. I AM open to a little fun on the side, but... chances are that I don't know you remotely well enough to want do that with you. (And the people whom I AM comfortable enough with already know it) So, bottom line, don't expect anything from me.
Can I touch you?
We can start with a handshake, and then go from there.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
If I'm not otherwise committed for the day, and you're not lame, then sure! :3
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Same rules apply.
Can I talk to you?
So long as you address me by my proper title, "Your Royal Awesomeness."
Can I give you stuff?
Assuming it won't incriminate me, then suuuuuure!
I'll probably be hanging around with Serephis a good bit, so we're sure to cross paths eventually. *hugsback*
If you suddenly get poked in the back from some white, spikey-haired, ruggedly handsome blonde guy, that's me. XP
and well btw i weark leather pants most of the times lol
First con? Be strong man. Be strong. And as a side note, when i'm in suit running off with organs, please try to be discrete.
Something like "Hi. I'm Bioxz, we talked laAAAAIIIEEE!!! THAT'S A REAL LIVER!! HOLY SHIT, CALL THE POLICE!!!"
and psh, fuck livers, kidneys are where it's at
EDITED!
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Nah, but seriously, have a ton of fun. It sucks that I can't get to go on this year that you're going, but I'll get to meet your Royally Awesome ass some other time. ^^ *hug*
Sorry, but the only way you're going to have AC beat is with Tony Montana-sized mountains of cocaine available at Kal-Con. Although if you DO manage to swing that, let me know, and I'll be there in a heartbeat. :P
But thanks, and yeah, sorry I ain't gonna be seeing you in particular, there, man, but I guarantee that one way or another, you'll be seeing me. Either at AC, KC, or KFC. :P *hugsback*
Too bad I'm not going, haven't been to AC in years, and don't know if I can ever go again. :/ But if you ever make it to FC...
Have fun, and I know you won't be overwhelmed--you'll be the one overwhelming everyone else with awesomeness and craziness. ^_^
Anyhow, it's a real pity most people I know don't seem to be going, but hey, I guess the convention will just be an opportunity to make new friends, amirite? :P
Assuming I don't get banned after the first day, that is. :/
Just sayin'... possibility. I hear they don't take kindly to Shenanigans involving illegal smuggling of maple syrup-flavored edible thongs.
LOL! Well whether you get banned for that or not, you'll have to bring some to FC as well...or just to San Fran...