"Thank you for calling your student loan company. Please bend over and spread your cheeks and a douchebag who doesn't know how to do their job will be with you shortly."

Seriously, you would think there would be more jobs out there since it seems that anywhere I go or call anymore, people are nothing but uninformed, 1,000 yard stare having, douche bags who can't do their jobs! Now, I'm a very laid back guy, and I don't let a lot of stuff bother me that I probably should. But this shit is just ridiculous! Either its mis-information or they look at me like I'm an idiot when I ask for something as simple as a book of stamps.

"Sir, you can't buy food stamps here"
"No...I want POSTAGE stamps"
"Oh, hehe, my bad"
"Yeah, your bad"

I guess people in Indiana are just that stupid. Lotta inbreeding going on round these parts. That, or everyone's smoking meth/crack cocktails right before clocking in. I'm starting to think that all of the competent people are unemployed, while all the stupid one's somehow keep taking all the jobs!

Sorry, rant over.