... for the price of one
14 years ago
A-again, thank http://www.furaffinity.net/user/necrodrone13 for this one. I had a bit of fun, regardless.
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I wouldn't know, but I think morning?
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
U-um... I have appeared on cam.
Vibrator or Dildo?
B-both...
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Depends if I wanna s-see them... o-or if I want them to see me.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy, but I prefer cunny.
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Spanking over the Knee, but I'd adore it during sex.
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Elevator, because there's room
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock - there's a reason I don't call Dicks Cock.
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
L-leather! Or rubber... T-tape.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
B/B/G, G/G/B, G/G/G, B/B/B
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
S-sex while they watch...
Newly Discovered fetish?
Being enveloped by goo, or being trained and treated like an object.
Master or slave?
I'm the slave, but I adore the Mistresses/Masters.
Slut or whore?
S-slut... but treat me like a whore. (I'm broke, what do you expect.)
Light Bondage or heavy?
*shudders at the last answer* In the words of someone amazing... Heavy... D-deep... Intense.
Whispering or screaming?
If it's too me, whispering... but please, let me scream into a gag.
Ever lost your sanity?
Can't lose what you don't have..
Most coveted perversion?
BDSM
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Under the boot..
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Hot candle wax
Relationship Status:
In a few, but some I cherish more then others.
Orientation:
Pansexual
Body type:
Chunky, but improving.
Religion:
Spiritualist, in that I believe something that, until I find out others believe it, is unique to me.
Zodiac Sign?
Leo
Smoke / Drink:
Drink: I hate alcohol. Smoke: Maybe one day, but not now.
Current Location:
Kansas City, MO
Your Weakness:
Corsets, Leather, Rubber, Women with a "Bow down" stare, Men with a sharp grin, and a thousand other things.
Your Best Physical Feature:
Eyes, probably. They show a lot of things, and hide the best stuff.
Your Bedtime:
Eh... when I pass out?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Nope.
In the past week have you masturbated:
... *last answer made her squirm* Gah... Yes. I've lost count.
Number of Piercings:
..... *again, last answer* Meh... I w-want some, desperately
Number of Tattoos:
Again, none. Want some, bad.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Hehe... yep. I even help people find their inner perversion..
At what age did you lose your virginity?
. . . *Deep blush from last answer* Um.... let's see... I'm still a virgin, I guess.
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
... no. Nope.
If you give head, do you swallow?
*blushes brightly* I had to use one some else used f-for this... God, I would love to, since the taste is pretty good. But, I have a big thing about having it on me.
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
*BLUSH* F-fuck... getting a c-clean one next time... I haven't tried it, but I want it..
Do you like penetration of the anus?
G-gah... again with this... I wanna, badly... but I don't know yet.
Have you ever tried fisting?
N-nope...
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
. . . *just read something awesome* H-huh? Oh, 9. It dominates every other thought I have, but I don't need it... all the time.
Nymphomaniacal?
. . . *blush* Last answer again.... um, maybe a little bit?
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Oh yeah, big time.
Are you promiscuous?
For now, nope. I'm really shy... once I'm away from my parents, and with the people that I'm moving in with, probably.
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
Can't regret what you haven't done.
Do you ever have phone sex?
Mhm, a few times.
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
... *Last answer again* G-gah... I don't have any money for that stuff.
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
. . . *BLUSH* Fucking drag-... gah. No, not really.
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
*curious about the last answer* Mew? Eh... Yeah, once. It was pretty fun.
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
M-mew... something we share in common... I want to, badly.
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
Not yet, though my last girlfriend found out she was about the same time I did.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Mhm, b-both touching, feeling... shoes just rock, and feet are fun.
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
*Blush* She just has to... gah... I adore them... I'd prefer them on me, b-but...
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Some cuts I adore... but not so much erotic.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
A couple of times.
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
Nope.
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
Nope...!
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
... *blushes brightly* N-nope.
Are you a sadist or masochist
Gah... NEXT TIME! CLEAN TEMPLATE! *blushing* I'm a masochist...
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
H-haven't done the deed, but I've done all of the above and they liked it... *blushing*
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
Same as above.... but I was the one who liked it.
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
GAHHHHH!! *blush* N-no! Haven't done it, which makes doing this almost humiliating.
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
N-no...
Do you like bondage?
More then anything...
Like to be tied up?
G-god yes...
Like to tie up partner?
*blushes at last answer* I do, just for the sheer creativity.
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
Once, but it went nowhere, sadly....
If so, what gender were your partners?
Male and Female...
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
*holds up a big Virgin card*
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
ZERO.
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
I'd get a little jealous if I didn't get to have a little fun too.
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
*giggles at the last answer* No, but I find the idea hot as hell.
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Nope.
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
I wish I could, but no.
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
. . . *shudders* No...
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
*blushes darkly at the last answer* Um... I want to?
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I wouldn't know, but I think morning?
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
U-um... I have appeared on cam.
Vibrator or Dildo?
B-both...
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Depends if I wanna s-see them... o-or if I want them to see me.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy, but I prefer cunny.
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Spanking over the Knee, but I'd adore it during sex.
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Elevator, because there's room
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock - there's a reason I don't call Dicks Cock.
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
L-leather! Or rubber... T-tape.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
B/B/G, G/G/B, G/G/G, B/B/B
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
S-sex while they watch...
Newly Discovered fetish?
Being enveloped by goo, or being trained and treated like an object.
Master or slave?
I'm the slave, but I adore the Mistresses/Masters.
Slut or whore?
S-slut... but treat me like a whore. (I'm broke, what do you expect.)
Light Bondage or heavy?
*shudders at the last answer* In the words of someone amazing... Heavy... D-deep... Intense.
Whispering or screaming?
If it's too me, whispering... but please, let me scream into a gag.
Ever lost your sanity?
Can't lose what you don't have..
Most coveted perversion?
BDSM
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Under the boot..
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Hot candle wax
Relationship Status:
In a few, but some I cherish more then others.
Orientation:
Pansexual
Body type:
Chunky, but improving.
Religion:
Spiritualist, in that I believe something that, until I find out others believe it, is unique to me.
Zodiac Sign?
Leo
Smoke / Drink:
Drink: I hate alcohol. Smoke: Maybe one day, but not now.
Current Location:
Kansas City, MO
Your Weakness:
Corsets, Leather, Rubber, Women with a "Bow down" stare, Men with a sharp grin, and a thousand other things.
Your Best Physical Feature:
Eyes, probably. They show a lot of things, and hide the best stuff.
Your Bedtime:
Eh... when I pass out?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Nope.
In the past week have you masturbated:
... *last answer made her squirm* Gah... Yes. I've lost count.
Number of Piercings:
..... *again, last answer* Meh... I w-want some, desperately
Number of Tattoos:
Again, none. Want some, bad.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Hehe... yep. I even help people find their inner perversion..
At what age did you lose your virginity?
. . . *Deep blush from last answer* Um.... let's see... I'm still a virgin, I guess.
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
... no. Nope.
If you give head, do you swallow?
*blushes brightly* I had to use one some else used f-for this... God, I would love to, since the taste is pretty good. But, I have a big thing about having it on me.
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
*BLUSH* F-fuck... getting a c-clean one next time... I haven't tried it, but I want it..
Do you like penetration of the anus?
G-gah... again with this... I wanna, badly... but I don't know yet.
Have you ever tried fisting?
N-nope...
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
. . . *just read something awesome* H-huh? Oh, 9. It dominates every other thought I have, but I don't need it... all the time.
Nymphomaniacal?
. . . *blush* Last answer again.... um, maybe a little bit?
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Oh yeah, big time.
Are you promiscuous?
For now, nope. I'm really shy... once I'm away from my parents, and with the people that I'm moving in with, probably.
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
Can't regret what you haven't done.
Do you ever have phone sex?
Mhm, a few times.
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
... *Last answer again* G-gah... I don't have any money for that stuff.
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
. . . *BLUSH* Fucking drag-... gah. No, not really.
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
*curious about the last answer* Mew? Eh... Yeah, once. It was pretty fun.
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
M-mew... something we share in common... I want to, badly.
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
Not yet, though my last girlfriend found out she was about the same time I did.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Mhm, b-both touching, feeling... shoes just rock, and feet are fun.
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
*Blush* She just has to... gah... I adore them... I'd prefer them on me, b-but...
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Some cuts I adore... but not so much erotic.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
A couple of times.
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
Nope.
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
Nope...!
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
... *blushes brightly* N-nope.
Are you a sadist or masochist
Gah... NEXT TIME! CLEAN TEMPLATE! *blushing* I'm a masochist...
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
H-haven't done the deed, but I've done all of the above and they liked it... *blushing*
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
Same as above.... but I was the one who liked it.
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
GAHHHHH!! *blush* N-no! Haven't done it, which makes doing this almost humiliating.
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
N-no...
Do you like bondage?
More then anything...
Like to be tied up?
G-god yes...
Like to tie up partner?
*blushes at last answer* I do, just for the sheer creativity.
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
Once, but it went nowhere, sadly....
If so, what gender were your partners?
Male and Female...
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
*holds up a big Virgin card*
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
ZERO.
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
I'd get a little jealous if I didn't get to have a little fun too.
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
*giggles at the last answer* No, but I find the idea hot as hell.
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Nope.
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
I wish I could, but no.
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
. . . *shudders* No...
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
*blushes darkly at the last answer* Um... I want to?
XavierReivax
~xavierreivax
"Fucking Drag.." Hmmm?
NightmareCrow
~nightmarecrow
OP
I was starting to say fucking dragoness...
XavierReivax
~xavierreivax
Heh, nice. Wish I had dragonesses calling me on the phone :I
NightmareCrow
~nightmarecrow
OP
She never called me on the phone. I stole her template, and just marked over the answers as I got to them.
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