The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

So you see! Im not dead! Not yet anyways :3

And that was your Monty Python moment for the day. And now something completely different:

Meme thoughtfully asked to use by:
Misseur Labby

1. What is your character's name?
Demetrius Simon Robonov Orangetail

2. What is your character's name in another language?
Senior Demetrius Simon Robonov Anaranjadotail-What do you expect, its mostly russian, lol

3. How old is he/she?
The spry age of 21

4. What is your character's race/species?
Orange tiger

5. Do they have a crush? Oh yus <3

6. Do they have many friends?
Brazillions

7. What planet is your character from?
For the time being, earf

8. Does your character like to eat? I think it shows X3

9. What's his/her favorite food? FISH! FISHY FISH FISH! X3

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
ALWAYS COCACOOOLAAAA

11. Is your character annoying?
He can be, either un-intentionally or intentionally

13. Is your character loved?
I sure hope so <3

14. Is your character hated?
Im sure at least one person does

15. Is he/she emo/goth? ONLY WHEN I LOSE MY MEDICATION! Okay? Im sorry...WAFFLES! :D

16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or GHEY?
He's down right homosessual!

17. Is he/she a virgin?
Like no viiirrrgin! Fucked for the 43rd time!

18. Name 3 hobbies
Eating, snugging, and inventing

19. Is your character normal?
Were sorry, this word does not exist.

20. Is your character attractive? I'd like to think so ;3

21. How does your character handle emotions?
Picks em off from his sleeve

22. Does your character have other forms?
Uhm, rubber, and uh, well whatever suits him :3

23. Does your character overreact?
Oh pshaw, ive never been known to over-what..? He did what? WITH WHO?! AT WHERE!? OH SWEET ROBOTIC CHRIST! ITS ALL COMING TO AN END! MY LIFE IS WOR-oh...heh, mayyyyyybe

24. Is your character a criminal?
Not in THIS dimension

25. Does your character go to school?
Thankfully he passed with flying colors

26. What's his/her IQ?
CLASSIFIED

27. Does your character have a disease/curse? At this time, nahhhh

28. Is your character dead?
He's alive! HES ALIIIIIIIIVE! AHAHAHAHA!

29. Does your character have a family? A ma and pa tigre

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life? Here and there

31. What's the best time in your character's life? I guess id have to say when he finally let go and gained that big oll ball belly musclegut <3

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character? One? Uhmm...ARTIMIS TOHARA COME ON DOWNNNNN!!!

33. Is your character single?
Alas, the big ol lug is

34. Has he/she developed any relationships? Once or twice that ended miserably

35. Does he/she have an element?
He's mainly a pyger :3 Fire+tiger=Pyger, AND Fire+Electricity=One bad ass tiger whose insane :D

36. Do you role-play your character?
Role playing is liike...BREATHING mannnn

37. Do you write about your character?
When i get the chance

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times? If you push him over his quite long edge, yes. Just don't, you realllllly don't want to see the big ol loveable tiger mad :3

39. Does your character get depressed?
Aye, with all mad scientists, they suffer clinical depression

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Why his own species! Go freakin figure!

41. Does your character have any fears?
Being unloved and unwanted ;_;

42. Does your character have any weaknesses? Fish

43. Does your character look up to anyone? Well actually being 15'5, he mostly looks down..

44. Does your character like music? Could dance to techno all the time

45. What's your character's favorite type of music? Technoooo

46. Is he/she impatient?
Ofcoursenot

47. What's something funny about your character? HES A GIANT FREAK! OMG

48. Nicknames?
Demmy, Dem, big tig, tig, the demster...okay the last one i made up

49. Does your character curse? HELL MUTHAFUCKIN YEAH YOU BITCHASS :D

And now I leave you, to come yet again...hopefully sooner