10-day meme: 2 + 3
14 years ago
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1. Samantha is my legal first name.
2. My friends call me "Bad Bitch" ...or sometimes "Anne Frank"
3. I get my body art done left-to-right-to-left: left arm gets ink, right shoulder gets ink, left leg gets ink, so on and so forth.
4. My ears are gauged to 1/2" diameter.
5. I am a natural blonde.
6. I am addicted to cocaine. I have not used in over two months, but still crave it every day.
7. The lovely people I work with think I'm constantly tweakin'. Nope, just excited about getting paid to have fun.
8. Eight is my favorite number. :>
9. Every time I call someone a cunt, I squeak it out in frustration. "You're such a cunt!!!"
1. Surprise me with a Java Monster Kona Blend.
2. Don't laugh too hard when I try to freestyle. Even Tupac has it on me.
3. Do drugs with me.
4. Have a sense of humor about racial/gender/sexual orientation/religion jokes. It's ridiculous that humans feel so separated by looks and opinions that everyone has to tiptoe around the hilarity within it.
5. Try to keep up.
6. Encourage me to exercise.
7. Let me cook for you. My skills can't quite pay the bills, per se, but it puts me in th best mood. (Especially if you don't mind blaring dubstep as my theme music.)
8. If she roll a good blunt, imma wife that bitch.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1. Samantha is my legal first name.
2. My friends call me "Bad Bitch" ...or sometimes "Anne Frank"
3. I get my body art done left-to-right-to-left: left arm gets ink, right shoulder gets ink, left leg gets ink, so on and so forth.
4. My ears are gauged to 1/2" diameter.
5. I am a natural blonde.
6. I am addicted to cocaine. I have not used in over two months, but still crave it every day.
7. The lovely people I work with think I'm constantly tweakin'. Nope, just excited about getting paid to have fun.
8. Eight is my favorite number. :>
9. Every time I call someone a cunt, I squeak it out in frustration. "You're such a cunt!!!"
1. Surprise me with a Java Monster Kona Blend.
2. Don't laugh too hard when I try to freestyle. Even Tupac has it on me.
3. Do drugs with me.
4. Have a sense of humor about racial/gender/sexual orientation/religion jokes. It's ridiculous that humans feel so separated by looks and opinions that everyone has to tiptoe around the hilarity within it.
5. Try to keep up.
6. Encourage me to exercise.
7. Let me cook for you. My skills can't quite pay the bills, per se, but it puts me in th best mood. (Especially if you don't mind blaring dubstep as my theme music.)
8. If she roll a good blunt, imma wife that bitch.