okay this one i've wanted to write down ever since i got up cuz it is by far one of the top 5 weirdest ones i've ever had

Okay the dream started off with me as some kind of skinny french girl, i was the same age and had no boobs either. Which is REALLY strange cuz i had a dream a few weeks ago that i had boobs as a guy but when i'm a girl i'm flat chested... go figure. Anyways we own a house in the middle of a field like the opening scene of Inglorious Bastards. Now i have to take care of my lil brother and my dad (both of which aren't like anybody i've ever seen) since the modern day government has found out something that causes us to loose all our money due to some taxes deal... idk. well i go on a journey to find out what is going on and come across some kind of demonic entity like one out of the game F.E.A.R. Also we find this weird hole just off of our front porch in the ground and it's filled with blocks of rotting wood and... stuff.

Turns out our neighbor sold us to the government some how and they need our spot of land for some kind of supernatural/scientific experiment... thing... (i'll tell you in a bit) but before that happens i have to go to some kind of base (and now i'm my RL self for a while) and fight them off Duke Nukem style. When i come back things have actually gotten worse. When i'm back for some reason our hamster (that we apparently had for a long time >.> and i'm a skinny french girl again) was trapped into a wheal used to power a contraption that was pushed out from under that hole in the ground, inside it was a "queen mouse" i think, as in it was a female mouse that had a HUUUUGE belly full of baby mice and was just giving birth over and over... you think that's weird just wait till you hear this. The thing about these mice that made them a "threat" is that they're all male and would turn anthro and grow to like 20 feet tall in a few hours very big and buff with bouncy muscle guts and... balls that were big and thickly sloshing about that went down past their knees with a sheath to match. Apparently the government wanted to take over the world using them even though these mice were VERY gentle giants and loved to snowboard in half pipes. During which i'm sitting in one of these giant beast's gurgling and sloshing laps while he hugs me (at least he was wearing shorts haha) while reading haunted letters from my dead relatives who somehow will help with this conspiracy and stuff. I have to say he was quite comfy and warm too ^////^'

Suddenly they're not in my dream anymore and have moved to a different region for the time being, that and i'm my RL self again. However our neighbors on the other side of the field are a bunch of rednecks in a white trash house with washing machines outside on the front and back porch and all have missing teeth. we have to invade their mansion sized house. They tied a bomb to a lawnmower and aimed it at our place but i managed to turn it around and place it behind theirs. Using the explosion as a distraction i climb up a latter to a landing 3 stories up and the guy kicks the later under me just after i make it so i'm trapped until i climb on the roof into a closet full of jerseys and find out the inside of the house is actually really elegant. I realize i'm trapped and done for so i take a guy as a hostage and start crying saying "i don't want to kill him but i will if you don't let me go"

that's when i wake up... yes it's weird isn't it? yes my mind came up with that while i was sleeping and i have NO CLUE how or why... >.>