I went over to a friend's house for a party and he has a trampoline in his backyard. Being the adventurous moron I am I decided to jump on it and jump as high as I could. However I failed to see the large tree branch just above me and when I jumped the back of my neck made contact with it and I sliced open the back of my neck. Afterwards I got a saw out of his garage and sawed off the branch. Now he has a big ugly branch in his backyard that we dont know what to do with. Ugh this cut stings!