...the first thing I would draw would be a Team Fortress X-rated comic about a secret rendevous between Red Sniper and Blue Spy. I had the whole story line in my head; Blue Spy goes to backstab Red Sniper, but he has on a Razorback, rendering his knife useless, Red Sniper turns around, grabs his wrists and pushes him into the wall, but instead of killing him with his Kukri, he locks a kiss with him and then NONSENSE ENSUES.

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Does that make me weird? :<