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18 years ago
well not... I have been raving like a mad man lately with delight these last few days and now... after a few days I get to tell everyone.
Anyway. As some of you may know in the last few weeks there has been a short little gentlemen(being polite here). Who has been my thorn in my side for some time now.
This man will walk in. pick up something off my 7-11 shelves put it in his pocket in light of us seeing him doing it. we tell him politely to please put it back and his response to tell us off quite impolitely with some rude statements and swears. then walk out of the door.
The more annoying bit of this is every time he shows up this little man. ((I mean little his like 4.8f high or something) and leaves somehow he disappears within 2 minutes of our security guard or a police car showing up so he ALWAYS gets away. making me and my co workers more and more pissed at him.
WELL NOW here is the fun part. as of Monday morning, this man decided to walk in to get and do his usual thing to 'steal' a free slurpee this time around and who knows what. While doing so our Security guard amazingly showed up while he was inside. one of my Co workers Mel quickly pointed him out and with a smile the guard got ready for him.
*sighs with a large grin* Now what happened next was truly beautiful to me. We informed him he was banned and had to get out. so he smirked picked up his slurpee told us to "F*** Off" and went for the door.. the moment he opened the door... BAM! security was on him in seconds slurpee flew through the air his trying to squirm ends up getting pinned against the glass in front of our store while screaming and swearing so much we wondered if his voice would ever give out.
The most enjoyable part of it. for us was 2 things.
1. When he first got caught the guard made sure he was looking right at us as myself, and all my coworkers stood up in front of him and proceeded to start clapping and cheering on the guard.
2. Everyone of these events...occurred during Coffee Rush! yes you heard me. the busiest time of the WHOLE DAY and this guy gets hit and arrested in front of quite possibly Hundreds of customers that day that were coming in and out for coffee and wanted to know every inch of the story. which we most happily gave and in the end they believed this short little bastard was getting everything he deserved.
now then I feel after all this is said and done. people are gonna wonder. who is this man, what does he look like.. or why was he banned to begin with.
Well I gave some ideas with what is already written but i think the best way to desc him is going like this. its a very short step process to make this little bastard.
1. take this mans face.http://www.airenet.com/TheLazyK/TME.....s/image014.jpg
and add a scar that runs down his left check.
2. Make him something like 4.8 f tall maybe a bit smaller, and in a blue jean jacket and pants.
3. last but not least, I don't know how to desc this best. but with this feet one walked normally while his second foot was bent and he walked on the side of it. kinda dragging it around with him as he hobbled around. (hence reason for not understanding how he gets around so fast)
that is pretty much the best way I can think of trying to get an understanding of how he looks in rl. which is pretty dead on. <.< he looks like my countries former PM but English speaking and more of an pain in the butt.
Now for the story.
When this guy first came into the store I had a bad feeling. when he returned a few days later. both my coworker and myself believed he was some crack addict. anyway he told us he was only coming in to get a slurpee as he only had like 45 cents left on him after buying the refill. As he told this my coworker went into our cooler drink vault to watch him. calling up to me to get off the island. as soon as i stood off the island. this little man moved quickly. Instead of going for the slurpee machine to fill up his cup. he went for sandwiches. then chocolate bars, then a drink. then a bags of chips. then filled up his slurpee. on the way out my co worker confronted him.
It appears this little man had successfully put into his jacket in 3 minutes, or less 1 Hungryman sub, 4 chocolate bars, 1 bottle of coke, and 2 bags of chips.
"Would you like to try one of our new Hungryman subs" my coworker started with the confrontation that quickly regressed into this short little man swearing at my co worker saying he wasn't no thief and that he didn't do anything. Seconds later he somehow manages to push Travis out of the way and storm out the store. as he does Travis screams at him "and DON"T COME BACK"
his been a pain in our side since... up until Monday that is
From what I know right now. that man is presently sitting in a holding cell still with these charges.
1. trespassing. 2. shoplifting 3. Loitering 4. begging 5. Possession of a Weapon (yes you heard me right here). 6. Verbal Assault 7. Physical Assault 8. Threating someones life. and well the list continues.
Anyways Peace and merriment as well as please send hope this guy meets Bubba in prison.. because I sure am.
Signed with love.
Chakat Silkpaws.
Anyway. As some of you may know in the last few weeks there has been a short little gentlemen(being polite here). Who has been my thorn in my side for some time now.
This man will walk in. pick up something off my 7-11 shelves put it in his pocket in light of us seeing him doing it. we tell him politely to please put it back and his response to tell us off quite impolitely with some rude statements and swears. then walk out of the door.
The more annoying bit of this is every time he shows up this little man. ((I mean little his like 4.8f high or something) and leaves somehow he disappears within 2 minutes of our security guard or a police car showing up so he ALWAYS gets away. making me and my co workers more and more pissed at him.
WELL NOW here is the fun part. as of Monday morning, this man decided to walk in to get and do his usual thing to 'steal' a free slurpee this time around and who knows what. While doing so our Security guard amazingly showed up while he was inside. one of my Co workers Mel quickly pointed him out and with a smile the guard got ready for him.
*sighs with a large grin* Now what happened next was truly beautiful to me. We informed him he was banned and had to get out. so he smirked picked up his slurpee told us to "F*** Off" and went for the door.. the moment he opened the door... BAM! security was on him in seconds slurpee flew through the air his trying to squirm ends up getting pinned against the glass in front of our store while screaming and swearing so much we wondered if his voice would ever give out.
The most enjoyable part of it. for us was 2 things.
1. When he first got caught the guard made sure he was looking right at us as myself, and all my coworkers stood up in front of him and proceeded to start clapping and cheering on the guard.
2. Everyone of these events...occurred during Coffee Rush! yes you heard me. the busiest time of the WHOLE DAY and this guy gets hit and arrested in front of quite possibly Hundreds of customers that day that were coming in and out for coffee and wanted to know every inch of the story. which we most happily gave and in the end they believed this short little bastard was getting everything he deserved.
now then I feel after all this is said and done. people are gonna wonder. who is this man, what does he look like.. or why was he banned to begin with.
Well I gave some ideas with what is already written but i think the best way to desc him is going like this. its a very short step process to make this little bastard.
1. take this mans face.http://www.airenet.com/TheLazyK/TME.....s/image014.jpg
and add a scar that runs down his left check.
2. Make him something like 4.8 f tall maybe a bit smaller, and in a blue jean jacket and pants.
3. last but not least, I don't know how to desc this best. but with this feet one walked normally while his second foot was bent and he walked on the side of it. kinda dragging it around with him as he hobbled around. (hence reason for not understanding how he gets around so fast)
that is pretty much the best way I can think of trying to get an understanding of how he looks in rl. which is pretty dead on. <.< he looks like my countries former PM but English speaking and more of an pain in the butt.
Now for the story.
When this guy first came into the store I had a bad feeling. when he returned a few days later. both my coworker and myself believed he was some crack addict. anyway he told us he was only coming in to get a slurpee as he only had like 45 cents left on him after buying the refill. As he told this my coworker went into our cooler drink vault to watch him. calling up to me to get off the island. as soon as i stood off the island. this little man moved quickly. Instead of going for the slurpee machine to fill up his cup. he went for sandwiches. then chocolate bars, then a drink. then a bags of chips. then filled up his slurpee. on the way out my co worker confronted him.
It appears this little man had successfully put into his jacket in 3 minutes, or less 1 Hungryman sub, 4 chocolate bars, 1 bottle of coke, and 2 bags of chips.
"Would you like to try one of our new Hungryman subs" my coworker started with the confrontation that quickly regressed into this short little man swearing at my co worker saying he wasn't no thief and that he didn't do anything. Seconds later he somehow manages to push Travis out of the way and storm out the store. as he does Travis screams at him "and DON"T COME BACK"
his been a pain in our side since... up until Monday that is
From what I know right now. that man is presently sitting in a holding cell still with these charges.
1. trespassing. 2. shoplifting 3. Loitering 4. begging 5. Possession of a Weapon (yes you heard me right here). 6. Verbal Assault 7. Physical Assault 8. Threating someones life. and well the list continues.
Anyways Peace and merriment as well as please send hope this guy meets Bubba in prison.. because I sure am.
Signed with love.
Chakat Silkpaws.
excellent. thats just awesome hon. security wins the day that day. And i'm glad. the guy has been an asshole to say the least. *huggles*
At least neither you nor your co-workers were hurt by the punk.
Darke ;) ( like my new avi?)
oh and i love the AVi ;)
Hurra for Security Guards!
But still, becarefull silky, these armed thieves keep picking on your store :(
And man, I still wish I could have seen that guy got what he deserved! ^_^